Anyone?
(km, if you don’t say something here, I am going to kill you. Don’t make me take a boat over there!)
OK, I expected you to tell people what the lounge is for and the rules. so I’ll start.
This forum is for late night chats (and early morning, mid afternoon etc) chats with Bessy. This is so we don’t hijack topics and have a place were we can talk about people behind their backs (while still being loud enough for them to hear). Its also because we don’t belong in the Ugly Club.
PS It open to everyone. But please remain on topic: “Bessy”. Thank You.
OK where we? Mommy Dearest is still with the living. (I’ll post now so you don’t think I’ve left you in the club by yourself.)
Now, Mommy Dearest…
I don’t mean to be disrespectful but, is she all there? I mean, I like the saying “People do the best they can, at the time”
She sounds a very damaged person herself, so did she have a similar upbringing to the one she doled out to you?
You were expected to say what the rules of my lounge is for because you, km, are my agent.
- You must adore me to be here
- Just tell YOMaMa your problems, kind of like Dear Abby
- If you are considering suicide, come here first
- Be yourself (and that means you, Satyr)
- Moderators: please feel free to tell me your woes. I know how hard this year has been.
Yes, my mother is alive but I am considering an intervention of some kind. Perhaps carbon monoxide.
I don’t know her past… she has never really talked to me, just down to me. 
So, tell me, do you want details. I looooove talking about myself.
Continuing the conversation we started in the Ugly Club (note to viewers: we were kicked out) I understand why your kids are crazy about you but what’s the bit about “family intervention…band…and cookies”???
Wellll…
I have spent years being the best mom I could be and it is backfiring.
Well it was probably the naked photo of you sitting on santa’s knee that upset them. Kids nowadays are so uptight (remember that word?)
Tell your kids its over… O.V.E.R…. no more cookies… no more apple pie… Momma’s going to [size=150]ROCK[/size] 'n [size=184]ROLL[/size]
Mom, thi truely are a woman.
Thi creates and nurtures life… the finest honor,
the low respect for thee… what hypocracy within many!?
heheh, keep up the good works mom!
I have a personal question, n u hav 2 be realistic here…
wen u were still single,
did u periodicly ever develop a habit to,
lick physical objects for 20minutes+ ???
On rare occation…?
Dan has problem:
Dan has “the Dans”, dubed by James,
were as, thee wishis to do infinint love upon another,
and is consumed, and then begins to loose focus on life.
I try so hard not to incurage this condition,
but sometimes i am in the state of mind…
n its getting more pronounced now…
mine speech is of a softer tone with more breath,
and mine walking around the house is slower and softer,
and mine strange tendancy to lick things on occation,
is increasing,
all the while i still be single and 21 for now.
The Dan is becoming what was written about long ago…
he wrote it out like it was some kinda…
its just… (* squeek squeek *)
n anywayz mom… ive got this problem…
and… ive got this… problem?..
mom, i dunno… mom… i … i dunno…
^this is “the Dan’s”…
… the… …a… b.bb…p…
…zzz… b.b.b…mmm…
…b… heheheh…
hmhmhmh… jj…
N then to top it ALL of i dont look @ porn or anything like that,
and i try to center myself n not have want,
and to realize the true meaning of seuxality instead of wanting.
…z.z…b.b.ba…b.b.bbb…
…j…
ok, big crazey crap here, but i should have said (if in short):
“I am un-easy at times over being single of now.”
K i hav 2 do a survay,
how many girlz would not mind or perhaps enjoy,
having their mouths or any other area of choice,
being licked for maybe 30mintues+ or wutever?
Kazz its not that bad realy,
its not liek just…
…b.b…j…j.j…mm…b.b.b…
…g…r.rrr…
mom, ive got this… problem?..
mom>?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
nnooooo!
nonononono…
No 1 can save me from myself,
n i cant do nothin abt it! (* squeek *)
Theee… Daaaanzzz!!!..
Dan has a plan, n wrote it all down,
n now cant do nothin abt it.
Its like writing 4 an oligarcial civil revolution n ruling party in USA with all of that “better if a group of normal people r in control” kind o crap, n then it wont do a bit of good cause its stil the big bad ol usa n u cant squeek…
squeek squeek…
SOme1 4got to fill up my water dish n my pellits.
meep meep.
(Did u know that, “Dan” was thee fictional character who was not human? N the biped rodent/fox like mammal had a prob…
“the Dan’s”…
ma b if i jus mak reely crapE gramer it wil go away1??)
Are you medicated? Do you self-medicate with booze or drugs? Do you feel supported by your parents?
Please love yourself and don’t wish or worry about finding love. It is everywhere, but find it from within first. Don’t marry someone in your 20’s - it is too young to know who you are. You have a sweet heart and a kind spirit so don’t surround yourself with negative people who bring you down - especially here. Write and be with someone you trust.
Well, here’s to you for figuring that post out Bessy.
So, tell me Ad… what is bothering you? Have you settled in to married life yet?
I am enjoying married life quite a bit. My wife was in Budapest about a week ago and I went out for a walk and decided to stop into a bar that sells this dark cider that I like. The place was filled with nice looking women. That was pretty boring though because there was little reason to interact with them. That was a unique experience, because I have always enjoyed talking to attractive women. Now, it’s boring.
On a similar, but yet brighter note, I decided to check out this fondue place while she was gone. It was early and the place was empty, so I decided to eat at the bar by myself. The nice thing was that all of the girls that worked there got into some form of a conversation with me. I think that it was due to my married status. I suppose that I no longer posed an sexual threat or whatever. I liked it though, because mostly I am not the type of guy that wants to have sex with every woman that he meet, and have simply always enjoyed talking to women, so I look forward to more of that.
So, those are some reflections about my current status.
On a negative note, I have a sports injury that happened in 1998 and continues to plague me even today. It creates intense pain and difficulty with walking. One week I’m squatting 800 pounds and the next I can barely walk across the room. So, I’m currently at home. It seems to be getting better though.
You need to get some couches in here!
So this thread is for those who don’t belong to the ugly club? Damn! And I was a charter member of the U.S. division… Oh well.
An observation on ugly. When I was younger and in college (much younger) there was a girl who was absolutely the most beautiful physical creature I had ever seen. A real stunner. The problem was that she knew it, and used her physicality like a sledge hammer. She was the ugliest woman I’ve ever encountered. A lot of the so-called ‘beautiful people’ could easily fit into the ugly club, at least by my definition.
The chubby/skinny thing is just an issue of what is ‘stylish’. There is a difference between slovenly letting one’s self go, and being fit as well as curvy. As for the guys, I don’t know that many with 6 pack abs. Hell, most couldn’t come up with a beer. 
What is attractive? Have we all forgotten Rueben’s paintings?
JT
You are far from ugly!
possum requesting permission to enter bessy’s lounge…
Poor Bessy… I posted a pic out of a cut-and-paste catalog, and you actually thought it was me… Ah, the shame of it all! Well it just shows that you can fool some of them some of the time… 
JT
Surely we must except and apreshiate ourself and we had no control over what body we were born into yet we each posess the ability to help the other grow and show deep love for others.
@Bessy’s reply.
Im not on medication or drugs.
Its just a joke, im a crazey person sometimes.
Some people dont show it when they are un-easy or restless,
and they dont know how to act insain properly,
n they would never win funniest home videos…
i atleast have a shot.
Thee problem~
Most guyz hit it under sertian circumstance,
mean while i did not for the sake of the principal
of my own philosophies, because i want to be very realistic.
I cant imagine things that are not happening to me.
It is auto-temptation n its not real.
But some days… Dan has “the Dan’s”.
Not too often though.
Im ok today, part of the reason why last night was because id been up realy late antil 7am or some crap and wrote all of these songs and got destracted from the fact that my mind was over-diving again and… i needed sleep very much.
I will write back after work!