blondes are weak and will DIE!!!

so, new theory:
statistics ashow that the highest rates of suicide are white people, and black people rarely end their own life. black people are mentally stronger.
black people are also physically stronger. i man, even the penis (a symbol of power/dominance) is statistically larger than the average white man’s.
now, blue eyes are a recessive gene and blonde hair makes people more suceptible to cancer. redheads, who are even more rare than blondes are said to tolerate pain the least.
also, blondes seem to be physically weaker and more mentally unstable.
i do not believe in “races” but i do think that darwinism favours darker people.

How would you explain:

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before jumping to conclusions, embracetrees, i have another theory:

slavery and invasions by the arabs and europeans in africa have put an enormous strain on the people of black africa… as a consequence (un)natural selection has been a lot stronger within the people that have their roots there :slight_smile:

darwin doesn’t favor black or white… each adapt to their environment
but many black people have suffered more strain and pressure, so the incidence of genetical material that makes them resistant to this strain has increased :slight_smile:

Ok as a redhead that suffers physical pain on a daily basis due to klutziness. I don’t even acknowledge the pain other then with a damn or an ow. That is even when blood gushes out.

Now I do admit when I gave birth I grabbed my husband’s arm and physically dragged him to my face with one arm while the other hand grabbed his collar and a portion of his throat and quietly coldly demanded get me drugs now. I guess I scared him pretty bad cause that was the first time I ever saw the guy run.

Redheads do tend to bleed more freely when cut or in surgery, at least that is what my doctors told me while I thought I was going to die from such a huge blood loss after birthing, They told me it was not abnormal for redheads to keep on IVs for two days after birthing because of our propensity to bleed.

Another myth about redheads are their terrible tempers. Now I know I am not that way even though my family may say different :laughing:

Of course each group of people do have common physical or mental traits but, that is part of survival.
While I have met a few unstable blondes I have met an equal amount that are very stable. Keep in mind There are natural blondes and redheads in most skin colors too not just white. Darwin never finished his work either keep that in mind too.

That’s a rather serious reply to this piss-take thread, Kriswest.

I love the title of this thread. And the very notion “unstable blonde” has so much resonance in my life. Of course it’s all paff, but Kris seems to be facing a very serious circumstance. Anyone who faces klutziness-induced daily pain has my empathy. I am neither blonde, redheaded nor klutzy. But that is not the point. Both Kris and her poor husband are up against it. There are social theorists who believe that Kris and her husband both should receive some sort of governent assistance, just because of this serious and debilitating handicap. Free bandaids for life seems appropriate, at least.

all red heads are evil, it’s a known fact. me and xandarman have proven it time and time again :imp:

Are you really serious :astonished: free Gov’t aid because, corners attack me and other nasty things jump out and hit me? Wow where do I sign up, I would rather have the money, it is cheaper to use TP and electrical tape then bandages :smiley: Really though glider I am not evil, just touchy :evilfun:

Besides who really could take this subject seriously? Iffen you all can’t laugh at your own sterotype stigmas, well lighten up you all!

“i do think that darwinism favours darker people.”

I believe you are trapped in high school biology. Even if Darwinism only concerns physique, recent history, I mean since the birth of Christ, blonde white people have been enslaving dark black people.

Here is something timelessly correct. A black man with a big dickhead can be the star of pornography of America. A blonde woman with a big head can be that too, as well as the chanceallor of Germany.

So true. So painfully, painfully true.

afraid… very afraid :cry:

I favored blondes quite a bit as a younger man. The attraction has faded. Indeed, Darwin at work.

so now i’m afraid (cos i’m gonna die :astonished: ) and unattractive, what a happy-making thread this is.
sad panda

sara
xx

don’t worry, sara… it’s is commonly known that blond hair is a sign of fertility, which is why it is more attractive to many men :slight_smile:

afraid… unattractive (except as a baby making machine) and likely to have a teenage pregnancy… shit!!!
lol, and i have blue eyes, its all bad!!!

I dunno - you’d be really popular in Nazi Germany, maybe you should devote your life to recreating those conditions…

This wasn’t a good idea when I thought of it and it hasn’t got any better since. Sorry.

Hey! I resemble that remark, er resent yea, resent thats it. I resentemble that remark!

So, people - what about a dyed blonde. I am a brunette who is now (silver) so I have opted for blonde. How many blondes are real? So, are these attitudes about one’s perception of a person? I bet Martha Stewart(isn’t) and (wasn’t ever) blonde at all. Pfffft.

Strip 'em down.

Bessy! you made a blonde joke! or and rather a humorous oxymoron
How many blondes are real? or a Real blonde Bwaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaa funny, Not PC I know but, still funny.

Judging by my new avatar, I guess I don’t have to worry. That’s Hedy Lamarr if some of you didn’t recognize her from the picture.