Bovine as Metaphor

Bovine as Metaphor

What are the characteristics of bovines that make that beast such a useful metaphor for understanding the human species?

The bull fight is useful for illumination the easy with which this great powerful beast can be controlled by a simple piece of colored cloth.

A century ago it was the stampeding bovines that were the fearsome possibility for public concern. Jose Ortega y Gasset, in his book “The Revolt of the Masses”, considered that the crises of Western culture came in the form of Revolution. Today the crises in Western culture results from the abandonment of that culture by its traditional elites. The traditional elites have abandoned the liberal frame of mind to ‘follow the money’.

While driving though the country side one can observe continuous instances of cows standing, chewing their cud, and staring blankly into the distance.

I think the bovine is such a useful metaphor for understanding the human species because humans seem to often be running with the herd, stampeding, charging a red cape twitched by a manipulator, or vacantly staring into the distance.

The Arrogant Worms’ song I am Cow:

I am Cow
Hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue

Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter’s
Made from liquid from my udders
I am cow,
I am cow, hear me moo!

I am cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch

Oh the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am cow,
I am cow, I’ve got gas.

I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere

From B.C. to Newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow,
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow,

The crazy thing is that I kept reading this thread as entitled Bovine as Matador!

Isn’t that funny, it must say something about my desire to see the bovines turn the tables.