Slowly, veeerrryyyy sllloooowwwlllyyyyy, but surely, I feel my the gears of brain beginning to click again. I am rediscovering how to think about things other than the practical. I (mostly) have ILP to thank for this. I don’t post all that much, and when I do I can’t say any of it is too intelligent, but it’s coming back to me. I haven’t had much of a choice but to concentrate on the practical since I graduated from high school, life has come at me altogether too fast and I’ve spent much of my time concentrating on survival 
Thanks to those of you who humour my pathetic little attempts here, it’s much appreciated.
Dude even when you’re trapped in the world of worthless, mindless drone-ness, philosophy can set you free. There’s an underlying reality and a logic to that sludge in your brain. Study it, understand it, question it. Make it your bitch then go out and grab the world, or at least your job, by the balls.
I’ve got my own bit of the world by the balls at the moment.
Just wear some rubber gloves. You never know where other balls have been.
Gloves?! I never thought of that…
Wait…
What’s this strange blister developing on my palm?
Yep. You better hope that thing clears up fast.
I’ve decided it’s a friction blister, from fondling said balls. I’m going to ignore it and hope it goes away.
Hmm… Interesting. Lol.
You find blisterings interesting?
That’s kind of sick.
No, I find that how one topic can lead to a… strange topic so fast is interesting.
LoL, this is what conversation is.
Haven’t you ever gotten into a conversation with one person that lasted hours?
You touch on all manner of topics throughout, one thing bleeds into another before you even realize it.
I adore this about verbal human interaction.
Yes, but I try to avoid weird topics, such as male genitals. They seem to turn a conversation backwards. 
LoL, I’m sorry, I know it’s juvenile, but I find male genitalia unfailingly hilarious.
Yeah… Unfortunately so do I. But that is probably because I’m 18.