What in the name of Jonny Haynes is the world coming to?
I saw that on TV. How is that legal?
Apparently it is legal in Israel, where the ‘ceremony’ took place…
I must admit, I think it is bullshit. I’ve nothing per se against people entering into legally binding civil unions with animals, I just doubt whether the animals in question are capable of making anything even approaching a consensual decision…
Heh
Dolphin’s ARE smart.
Stupidity is a national sport,
and alot of people aim for the gold.
So, I guess… If the woman dies, than all of her assets shall pass to the dolphin. I remember reading that she was a millionaire> In this case I guess it’s the dolphin who proved to be smarter… Pretty nice stuff, then… 'tis, really.
Lol.
Once she dies I’ve got dibs on the dolphin. Sure, we’re both males, but crap like that can’t stand between true love (and a few million bucks).
Besides, wouldn’t I just be fucking a blowhole anyway? 
It seems like the relationship was a bit rushed I give that marriage a few months to a year tops.
Will the pope grant them a divorce though?
Nah…she’s got that dolphin jumping through hoops!
ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340 … 23,00.html
This story mentions consent but doesn’t explain how it was assessed. I like the passage at the end about the kid in the crowd…
news24.com/News24/World/News … 29,00.html
This is one is just silly - “I’m a one-dolphin woman”…
I love the headlines for the stories on the first link.
A modern couple, nonetheless.
A friend of mine, on hearing the news of the woman marrying the dolphin, said that the world is going bonkers. “So what ?”, I replied, and thought to myself: “the more crack-pots on earth the better…” - at least we won’t get bored to death…
When existence becomes obviously absurd, its meaningless turns actually funny and encourages a decent mundane chat. Circus for everyone, I say, and bread to the masses… After all, if the world was void of folly, schopenhauriens would be left sewing their mother’s garters…
Indifference, lads, is the material that rocks are made of. Novelty is nothing but an unriped fruit, while the pendulum swings relentlessly back and forth… Different masks, the same old play… other voices, same old partitures…
I am seriously thinking now of marrying my ceramic skull. I’ve yet to decide if it’s a he or a she.
just what the world needs…
another advocate of dolphin free tuna…
-Imp