Buddhism

itlog · February 13, 2009, 5:36pm

Buddhism has strict requirements for Western converts:

Eat tofu, seitan and gluten
Love animals
Grow your hair long
Kiss Indian girls
Pretend to know more about Asian and Indian culture than Asians
Be one with the universe
Talk in meaningless round-about sentences like, ‘life is what we make of it; what we make of it is life.’
Drive a Yaris
Pretend that you’re always happy
Be an atheist after realizing what sort of bullshit that was

Three_Times_Great · February 13, 2009, 5:40pm

hahaha i laughed when i read this, thanks for the post

dystopia · February 14, 2009, 11:34am

Ha, you guys are great Too many books, not enough sitting.

Fabiano · February 14, 2009, 11:38am

Dystopia…a nice nick, indeed

Another nihilist?

Arcturus_Descending · February 14, 2009, 9:25pm

And that would also be meditation. If you sit there long enough and give up your thoughts you are long on your way.

dystopia · February 16, 2009, 1:13am

No, not really. Just thought it looked good with the avatar.