Bush's Library - Please do not Constribute

Over-heard on the Internet.

Dear Fellow Constituent:

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations.

The Library will include:

  1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

  2. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won’t be able to remember anything.

  3. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don’t even have to show up.

  4. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let you in.

  5. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don’t let you out.

  6. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

  7. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.

  8. The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.

  9. The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.

  10. The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.)

  11. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.

  12. The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

  13. The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

  14. The Airport Men’s Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

  15. The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and view the President’s accomplishments.

The library will also include many famous Quotations by George W.Bush:

  1. ‘The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.’

  2. ‘If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.’

  3. ‘Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.’

  4. ‘No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription drugs and medicine.’

  5. ‘I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.’

  6. ‘One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is … ‘to be prepared’.’

  7. ‘Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.’

  8. ‘I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.’

  9. ‘The future will be better tomorrow.’

  10. ‘We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world…’

  11. ‘One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.’ (during an education photo-op)

  12. ‘Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.’

  13. ‘We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.’

  14. ‘It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.’

  15. ‘I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.’…George W.Bush to Sam Donaldson

PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY!

Sincerely,

Jack Abramoff, Co-Chair
G.W. Bush Library Board of Directors

I just sent in my contribution… a large bag of manure.

Kropotkin

oh hey look more bush bashing

I do all my bush bashing in a Landrover in Africa,

I always found it amusing that there is this tradition. so much money spent on something not needed,kind of like presidents. :laughing:

They should’ve changed the rules to let GWB serve a third term.

What I find amusing is why all the rest of my mundane threads and mumbling babbles where not consigned here long ago by the powers that be.
What I find sad is that poor george should be put so firmly in the same sinking boat.
I would have put him down gently in the good humor room
I will sue though, if there are no life-jackets on board.

Just do the routine that they used to teach us in school in case a nuke hit… Remember??? :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I would rather have dick :blush: Or is that a treble? :blush: :blush:

You’d rather have Dick Cheney or you’d rather have a penis? :slight_smile:

Either way, if Barack Obama really wanted what was best for America, he’d stand down and try to help get George W Bush back in.

Do you mean contribute? Or was I not informed at the new word meeting of this ‘Constribute’?

You will find it in the Bush doctrine
no one quite understands it
it could be constributed as anything

If you straighten out Bush’s quotes, they’re actually sensible.

‘Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.’

?

This I gotta see. Give us a sample. #-o

Dick Cheney made N.O.R.A.D stand down during 9/11 look it up.

he also made 1 billion dollars from his ties with Haliburton.

Our government is a cleptocracy.

Some think it is mundane babble

Here’s the one from the post above:

“Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.”

Becomes:

“Developing arguments with waffle makes them unsound and unclear.”

Oh I see, like
If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure

could also mean
If we don’t succeed in running the risks of repeated failures, Haliburton will not get richer

I apply that reasoning myself in trying to prove a theory

it’s real simple… he was talking like a texan in the language of pompous liberals who think their shit doesn’t stink…

it means “if you talk too much, you can’t be understood…” and only a liberal wouldn’t get that.

irony…

developing arguments with waffle leads to disgruntled belgians…

developing arguments with waffle iron really puts a crease on things…

-Imp