by George Carlin...

GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died…)

"The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We’ve learned how to make a living, but not a life. We’ve added years to life not life to years. We’ve been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We’ve done larger things, but not better things.

We’ve cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We’ve conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We’ve learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete…

Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn’t cost a cent.

Remember, to say, “I love you” to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind."


                         George Carlin

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I like George.

I love George. :smiley:

I’m not gay. :laughing:

George is a turd. He made a funny about how he doesn’t vote because then nobody can blame him for the crappy president. It’s the other way around, you dork.

His wife died a few years ago, unless you’re talking about his new wife? I love George and I’m almost certain he didn’t write that. :wink:

In fact, he said so himself. This was written by someone else, spammed, all while using Carlins name.

And Carlin would backhand you for calling him a dork. :laughing:

From the wise old bastard himself:


Speak for yourself, George!

…plus the fact that he didn’t use the word “fuck” even once.

Carlin is awesome, but I doubt all that comes from a guy who proposed hot oil excecutions being broadcasted on Pay Per View.

Bessy, I don’t care who wrote it, thanks for your help.

Sounds like a critique of the imbalance within the later stages of the human condition. Don’t expect it to be any different then it is.

Humanity is a fact, just like the moon comes around the earth each night. What ever happens – happens, just remember to not expect for it all to have a higher meaning.

He did come up with something that ‘sounds’ somewhat similar… at least in my head.