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A few classics:
Round the world travellers:
Listen you cunt, smoking a few spliffs on the beach in Thailand, getting a shit bar job in Darwin for a few months then spending a week shopping in LA does not make you an expert on world poverty or global travel.
Beggars
Of course I’ve got some change for a cup of tea! What a stupid fucking question. I even have a kettle and a house all mystically paid for by having a job and an ounce of self respect.
Sir Isaac Newton
A cunting apple falls on his head and then he says the bloody obvious and calls it gravity. Smug little cunt then gets in the same breathe as hawking who did all that shit about black holes.
Zombies
Dead cunts who don’t even have the grace to stay in the grave.