Call Us!

To begin, I’ve got to hand it to the author(s), it was fairly well written and entertaining.

We have to think for them to come with all our hearts and minds…
[size=59]…and send them our credit card details, in which they will be delivered in 6-8 months.[/size]

Hypothetically, if this was authentic and you had to choose; would you choose for these guys to come or not and why?

Personally, I’d say no. If we cant solve our own problems and evolve to reach this standard on our own, then we don’t deserve to be a part of this intergalactic basketball team and should be… uh, slaves or get whatever doom is supposed to come to us from this ‘third party’. I’d personally welcome our new ‘third party’ alien overlords and anxiously await humanities decent back into glorious, glorious barbarism - Then we’ll kick some ‘third party’ alien ass, get the girl and roll the credits! Sounds like a great idea for a film if I ever heard one, all you budding directors out there!

On the other hand though, I wouldn’t mind seeing these all wise aliens materializing on Earth. I mean, they say they would be superior to us in both mental power and technology - but they say they’ll teach us what we want and go when we want them to; not to mention eradicate some of the crazy beliefs we got around the place and get rid of this ‘third party’. Awfully kind of them, and would give us quite a boost in our evolution - but I believe our evolution would be much stronger and more understood if we did it on our own, even if we don’t live to see it.

On the other hand [yes, I’m slowly running out of hands], maybe more time in our evolved state will give us a chance to evolve even further, alongside or in front of the other aliens - which we may never evolve to catch up to. Then again, even with all our evolved wisdom, we’re still human and would probably fuck it all up for everyone in the end anyway.

I must say, finally, that I’m pretty sure at least a few people at ILP actually are these aliens. Not you. No not you either. Yes, you! Hello and goodbye.

Regards,