Like I said in the announcment post, why are you here oh bearded one of a staturical deficiency and a senioritific…alnessity of years.
I am guessing that a sticky or two will appear to answer all my questions.
I hope I can ask questions like:
If a door is ajar can I put honey in it or is it strictly a jam jar, which brings me to my question regarding the fruitiness of traffic.
But seriously is there a need for this forum?
Will questions like the one about the jam be allowed, I am puzzled. 
Which gives me an idea. How about a Forum for nonsensical, random posts which people can answer to in the same fashion like a kind of game of chinese whispers but for excercising the surreal muscle of the lower leg. It will certainly get more visits than the creative writing forum(ghost town for tourists and a few staff), and the psychology people would like it.
Then again I may be alone on the appreciation for interlinked surreal monologue front. thats a club I started just now by the way current members:164(they just don’t know it yet)
If your still reading you are quite silly.
What does that make me?..
I understood most of that. I would be confused now, but I see that taking too much effort.
I am a poet, nothing takes too much effort… except the things that do, and those…are the only things worth doing.
Who said that?
So if it doesn’t take effort, it’s not worth doing? If so, then my life is meaningless.
Not saying it had much meaning to begin with, but still.
You are picking pieces and analyzing their worth. you need to view the beauty of the thing as a whole and the composite of it’s features, only then can you know the beauty of arguement and dialogue not just the significance(which can also be beautiful in itself).
Look closely, I am making sense.
That’s a terrible way to start an arguement!!! 
(but Thank You 
, it was wasn’t it…was it!? )
I certainly think it was. =D>
Just when you think the argument is heating up, it’s over. Like a bad seafood dish.
Seafood is never bad! How dare you!? I happen to love bad seafood, then again I have fourteen hours to live because of it, dosn’t mean it didn’t taste good though, goshdarnit.(swearing that makes any sense is banned )
That is how you start an arguement, a little extreme perhaps, but effective.(this is where you say: ‘‘it sure as all heckness isn’t effective’’, thus proving my point and then I win, which is what we are all after in life I think, for me to win)
It sure as all heckness isn’t effective.
Er… did I do it right?
Yes. well done grasshopper, you learn quickly, or as I say: what I just said will do for now… as for later, who knows but the grasshopper?
I said that.
In short, you have no clue, do you?
It’s okay, I’m faking it most of the time myself.
If you look like you do, in essense, don’t you?
I honestly don’t read philosophy but I do philosophise.
The best way to learn philosophy is to be asked a question and you find what you believe is the answer from yourself.
It’s what I did from the start.
From that point you can begin to ask your own questions.
If you meant in general and not about the site then I suppose have no better clue about reality than you or Blue Chicken(someones name on the site).
I am guessing you are new. Ask me a question.
Okay. If a tree falls in the forest, and no one’s around to hear it, and it hits a mime… does anyone care?
The mime does, but mimes aren’t people, are they? 
I should think you did enough to ask the question.
What is this ‘‘luff’’ you speak of, blink_ball?
The luff I speak of is one of which you cannot understand. Only the mimes understand.
If we were only all mimes then we wouldn’t need understanding, now would we?
But, we aren’t , well I’m not.
I might be, depends on what you call a mime, so then I do understand. I still don’t know what you are talking about though.
You are posting on a new Forum as of after midnight last night.
You are new!
Did you look around before joining?
A mime is nothing more than a mute on crack. Think about it.