Cats & Dogs

Which do you prefer and why?

I do not like cats because it does nothing practical. All it does is meow and eat and shit and more meow and eat and shit. It craves for attention by being cute.

I like dogs, the big ones because they have powerful bark and most loyal and obedient. There is nothing you can do with a lousy cat, at least with dogs you can take out for a morning walk. There are heaps of fun activities a whole family can enjoy with dogs. But a cat without its meow is a self-indulgent trash. A cat is practically useless.

I don’t like anything who’s shit I have to clean.