He ran in to the toilet room
And quickly shut the door,
Then loosed his flies and pulled “it” out
And pissed upon the floor.
One more line and you’d have a wonderful dirty limerick! 
Here’s the limerick version 
There was a young lad in the bogs
Who was wearing an old pair of clogs,
He took out his peck
And pissed on the deck,
Which now, unsurprisingly, sogs.
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HAHA!!
nothing like a scatological limerick.
Why is humanity bored?