Like…
That shirt is very becoming on you, and if I were on you I’d be coming too.
or,
Roll a d20 baby, 'cause you’ve got a +5 to steal my heart.
oh man…
alright, here’s some of the worst lines i’ve ever heard (not to me, fortunately).
Are those space pants you’re wearing? Cause your ass is out of this world!
You know what would look great with that shirt? My floor.
and the overall absolute worst line i’ve ever heard (i swear i am not making this up, it is real)…
The ears of corn do not compare to yours.
…[size=75]50 points if you can name what movie that’s from[/size]
Grab her arse and ask “Is this seat taken?” 
My name? My name is Domino. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, you get your money back.
Can I ask you a question? Do you spit or swallow?
“Hi, I’m Johnny Depp.”
This place must be a library because I’m checkin’ you out
Nice shoes, wana fuck?
“I’m a swiss cheese inspector… show me your holes”
-Imp
(you did say “cheesy”)
“Hey see that guy over there?”
girl looks
“HE wants to know if you’ll have sex with ME”
“You might as well have sex with me… I’m gonna tell everyone we did anyways”
“Hey wanna screw?”
hand her an actual screw
Someone asks you if you have the time
Sure, do you have the energy?
A girl says to a guy:
“Do you have long fingernails? My card is stuck.”
Dunamis
“Hi, I’m Dunamis”
(Okay, okay, I’m teasing. I had to do it though)
Somehow I suspect that you have used this line more than once.
Dunamis
Yeah, I sent away for my Dunamis combo kit- the red jersey, the martial art instructor look, the yellow paint, and the gratuitous latin.
As it turned out, it was a terrible disaster. I couldn’t even get a date with my own hand, much less anybody else.
Thanks for nothing.
You smell like Fritos. That’s why I’m giving you this hungry stair.
(Courtasy of Weird Al’s song I Wanna B Ur Lover)
Hello F(r)iends,
“If your love were a tear drop in my eye, I would never cry again for fear of losing your love.”
I actually used that one… it didn’t work. 
“Hi, I saw you checking my friend out {point to a handsome guy} but don’t waste your time with that loser. Waist your time with me! {big smile} 
.”
That one was successful enough to get me a FAKE phone number… I don’t miss dating at all…
-Thirst
This hadn’t occured to me but you are dead right…
Hey, baby roll to save 'cause I just cast a love spell on you.
What a great thread…I’m laughing my ass off. :lol:
Excellent. I could hope for no higher praise.
Let’s see if I can think of another one…
Hey, my name is Atari. Wanna play with my joystick?