chinese eubonics

Are you harboring a fugitive? (Hu Yu Hai Ding?)

Approach me. (Kum Hia)

Stupid Fellow (Dum Gai)

Small horse (Tai Ni Poni)

Prices are too high here (No Bai Dam Ting)

Miami vacationing agreed with you (Ya Mai Ti Tan)

I bumped into a coffee table (Ai Bang Mai Ni)

Have you considered a face lift? (Chin Tu Fat)

You try saving electricity? (Wai So Dim?)

Unauthorized execution (Lin Ching)

Inquiry to determine if bus is due (Hao Long Wei Ting?)

Plaything belonging to ancient emperor (Ming Toy)

You’re blowing your diet (Wai Yu Mun Ching?)

Keep out of the pond (Noh Wei Ding)

Tow-away zone (No Pah King)

Don’t you know anything by Cole Porter? (Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?)

You are not very bright (Yu So Dum)

I have a press pass (Ai No Pei)

I don’t deserve the death penalty ( Wai Hang Mi?)

You’re suffering from chronic halitosis (Yu Bai Sen Sen Nao)

Remain out of sight (Lei Lo)

Cleaning automobile (Wa Shing Cah)

Did someone fertilize the field? (Hu Flung Dung?)

Your body odor is offensive (Shu Man Go)

They are approaching ( Hia Dei Kum)

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