So, basically, it’s the game where you pick your favorite of two options, then you have to present a new set of options.
I’ll start with the first question…
you’d prefer to have the ability of reading minds
or
being able to be invisible anytime you want?
Since I can already read minds, I choose being invisible anytime I want.
[b]Unlimited wealth and castrated (men or women)
-or-
Stay the same?[/b]
Stay the same…
Sex with rosie o’donnel
or
sex with halle barry but she’s been dead for 6 hours…
Easy, since I can no longer carry a child full term anyway, I choose the first.
Blind in the wilderness or deaf in the wilderness
hey hey now… answer my one!.. but your a girl… forgot about that…
na the question stands…
Crapp, we posted at the same time OK I will answer yours
blindfold and deaf I would choose the dead one on the logic it might be over quicker and O’donell is just plain scary.
Now you choose from my previous 
Deaf, without a doubt.
Fight Mike Tyson
Talk like him
i would fight him for sure…
what a chance…
Suicide or matricide?
matricide
burn your genitals with a red hot coat hanger,
or burn a child’s?
it depends on how badly you have to burn them
slightly, i would take the hit…
moderatly, i would contemplate it…
severly… sorry kid…
Kill ten random orphans or matricide…
matricide
shit in a hooker’s mouth,
or go to church every sunday for a year.
shit in hooker’s mouth
and then go to church anyway
[b]work 9 to 5 making 50k a year
or
be unemployed doing what you want[/b]
no fair, you have to pick one…
i would shit in the hookers mouth, video tape it, sell it, and donate the proceeds to church…
be unemployed doing what i want… way better odds…
kill 10 orphans
r
rape 20 orphans (to the point of sterility)
Kill. 
I don’t want them coming back for vengence later in life… and since they’re orphans, nobody else cares if they die.
Eat poop
-or-
Drink diarhea
the diahreea would go down quicker…
cut off one of your own limbs with a jagged rusty hand saw
or
never use a house, car, computer, or anything industrial ever again…
never use a house, car, computer, or anything industrial ever again…
I’ll just run naked!
Drink a drum of your own booger (quasi-liquid)
or
Drink a glass of another person’s phlegm
you would probably die… i’ll have to say my own…
Kill your whole family or kill yourself
(with a spoon)
With myself, its easier to kill yourself with a spoon than kill four other people with it.
Being caught watching animal porn by your old grandma
or
Or being caught by your friends crying at a cheesy romantic flick.
i’d take the crying any day… though it would b kinda funny to see the look opf gram gram’s face…
hmm
rape your gramm gramm
or
rape 5 gram gram’s that you will never see again
rape 5 gram gram’s that you will never see again
I will give them a prolouge of eternal bliss in heaven. Okay, now that’s just creepy, haha.
ok…
Be dickless
or
Transplant a pink dildo to replace yours?