Choose: Batman or Superman

It’s not necessarily propaganda, though I dare say the writer had every intention for it to be so, rather a cartoon with an environmentalist superhero and messages! It had no political aims other than awareness…it was a discourse on pollution and unethical use of waste by corporations (at least most of the narratives ran along those lines). But at most it was a silly cartoon about goodies and badies, within the Earth/Pollution context…at most, ‘consider your environment kids’.

As far as I am aware Captain Planet ran for the elections in the U.S. and failed.

superman is the epitome of the 1950’s.
batman is not connected to any specific time in history and is therefore easier to connect to our world today.

superman isn’t even human.
batman is not only human but doesn’t need superpowers to be amazing.

superman fights supervillians, characters with superpowers of their own and similarly non-believable.
batman not only fights other humans with the theatrical aspect and no special powers, but he also fights the petty criminals, rapists, murderers, etc.

superman fights for good hair.
batman fights for justice and freedom.

superman represents pride, nationalism, and america.
batman represents doing what you can to help those less fortunate than you.

superman dresses like a colorblind idiot.
batman dresses like a theatrical ninja (which he is.)

case in point.

(i omitted any mention of robin on purpose.)

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: reminisces

ForceOfDarkness wrote:

ok let me get this straight, you are comparing the over hype of batman, to superman, arguably the most well know character of all time, the only ones that compete are batman, spiderman, and maybe, maybe wolverine

both (superman and batman) had crappy movies, both have had semi good movies, note: superman’s came out first, when i was comparing characters i was comparing the number of comics that they have had put out, and the amount of lameness involved

if you want to include small side characters you must also include kripto the superdog (including the current tv show), and superboy (both incarnations) and supergirl (all three? incarnations)

we must also look at the villians that the heros fight, superman fights only superdumb but strong characters that he over comes with superor strength, and occasionally he uses his brain. batman how ever only has his brain, and he fights some of the coolest villians ever, like joker

remember when adding up coolness one must also take in opponets (like the fact that skeletor sucks because he only fights (and gets beat down by) He-man who is quite possably the lamest superhero ever

and forces of darkness please do not throw insults at me, please only target my idea’s

[size=150]Superman eats Jesus and shits Mohhamed![/size]

Superman wouldn’t go near a naked penis. Superman is above and beyond unholy slang.

“He who has seen me has seen the father also, for the son is greater then the father, and Kermit the Frog created Cripton.” ~Superman.

Ok take the cheap shot glider or should I say Amanda Waller. First let my point out Kryto is spelled like this as above. Plus if going to site the superpets on you should use the whole list. Furthermore how is man_bat or Grundy or Clayface a realistic villains. All these villians which first appeared in Batman, Creation imperfect due some research before you say he fight realistic villains. How the 3dman or Signal man who are both lame ass Batman Villains. Ra’s al Ghul and Living Mummy who is Empowered a mystic pits, filled with mystery ozooe. On next Idea he only fights villains stronger than him . What about Lex Luthor who is in no way stronger than him. Also how about Ambush Bug or Liveware or Parasite none are stronger than him. Batman is a guy who has Dad issues who dress up young men in fishnet and calls them wonder boys. Spend most of his time getting his own friends killed and not saving anyone. Need I say more about how unrealistic his Villain are or should Bring Mister Freeze dead wife Lazara who shot fire thanks to the same mystic pits. Yes Those Mystic pit how the hell is that real. I like Captain Planet too, he also more of a Badass than Batman. SO is Skeletor
Batman Trying Hard not be Lame.
How is Dumbass better than the man Of Steel? Because more Fanboys like him aka OverHyped!

This is the problem, we need to protect our global borders, aliens like Superman are coming to the plant and no one is doing anything about it.

How long are we going to wait before something is done to control this?

Bruce, on the other hand, is a good old American citizen, born and raised.

Thus, Batman better, because he’s a legal citizen.

If deport all these Illegal SuperHero who save you life, Batman. He to busy whining about his dead parents. I admire your courage to let American Supevillain destroy our Nation. After doing some leg work Found Batman has committed no less than twenty act of terrorism on Our nation Include trying an end to America’s team the Suicide Squad. No forget his global spy salite Brother Eye which use to commit his act of terror on our Nation. His joining with pro Modiva team the outsiders. Modiva is nothing more than a nation of terror. Aliens come and due the superhero work American do not want do like saving the day and meanless noble work without endorsement deals. Booster Gold cannot save us all. We need Illegal Aliens to fight monster like Doomsday that we made and that cannot be stop.

I never said anything about deporting them, I said we need to have more control over our borders.

Now, I’m confused, how is Batman a terrorist?

Also, Batman doesn’t whine, he’s budes.

well first of all, i don’t believe i ever said batman fights realistic villians because realistically speaking, there are no superheroes to begin with.

however, batman does fight HUMANS that are simply more cunning and, to quote myself, “theatrical”, such as the joker, scarecrow, or the penguin. any kind of powers these people have (batman himself included) are the result of being strong (not super-strong) or having the right tools for the job.

superman’s villians, however, range from a variety of people with super-villianous-powers to the opposite of himself (lame.)

batman also fights the petty criminals like bank robbers and the like. i have yet to see superman do this (though i will admit i have not seen every superman cartoon or comic book so i can’t prove he hasn’t.)

Yes The Joker a guy who fell in Acid and lived that theatrical all right. Real normal. Down to Earth guy. I think the acid kills people or makes them in to flesh puddles. Ok now to Scarecrow in most modern is made of straw that is some real Great Villain. So now on to Penguin I got nothing Dan Devito Made him the best and most power man in a duck ever! Since do read Superman or for that matter any Batman it is clear to me that is based on pop culture. That you do see that Lex Luthor is Nothing Like Superman and no I mention has the power of Superman but still formidable Foes. So you Duck love melted Clown and made of straw a good Villains. In his comic he fight mob boss and all the other petty criminals. So what you said about him not taking on normal criminals out the window . I see you know the power of Picture so here is a new one for you. Yes the Joker Is a Great Villian Batman proves His Lameness

Hello F(r)iends,

Batman saves a burrough, Superman saves the world…

[size=150]Gotham City vs. Metropolis[/size]

Choose where you’d rather live…

-Thirst

i think we can all agree that movies are far more realistic than comic books anyway… and that’s what i’m referring to.


sorry, the picture’s a bit hard to see… from left to right, top to bottom: Black Mask, The Penguin, The Joker, Two-Face, The Riddler, Scarecrow, Ra’s Al Ghul, and Mr. Freeze.

we’ll do them one by one…

black mask has no superpowers. he is a sadistic piece of crap with a mask made from his mother’s grave fused to his face and he killed a Robin. end of story.

the penguin is not insane, menacing, or much of anything really. he’s got an umbrella with a lot of stuff in it… it’s like james bond and his watch. but again, right tool for the job.

the joker also killed a Robin and is for all practical purposes, insane. he has bleached skin and green hair from falling into a vat of chemicals. he has no superpowers but is just as cunning as batman and ultimately, batman’s opposite.

two-face has a distinct advantage in that batman already feels immense guilt for not saving him when he fell into an acid bath, burning one side of his body. he also has no superpowers.

the riddler is quite literally brilliant. he is extremely good at what he does and is actually offended when told that his riddles are a waste of time. he’s also not posessed with any special powers or abilities.

i’ll do the others later… i don’t have time right now.

Ok So The or guy who fell in to acid and Lived. Read a comic Lately he fail to killed Robin because of a a writer dersire to have back jason . Have that issue by the way good comic even though it has that lameassBatman in it. Black mask I got nothing bad about best Red Skull knokofff Ever.
Riddler Love the oufit but not as smart as Lex Luthor. Mister Frezee he he got his ass handed to him by Jason Rush total loss of respect for that happpening.

Ah yes Duckman Who bran movie scheme is Duck tape Missle lacher to penguins. He is Hardcore.
Furtermore If are only I have to the Sixty Batman Prove my point more than yours all the Superman stuff was good save the one with Richard Pryor. Also He have not seen that look good though. Batman Fights Farmer Brown. And Egghead got love Egghead What Great and Relistic Rouges Gallery Batman Has. So cool. Superman Just has real Viilian
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Sorry you canot see Batman making out with the Goat it show jsut how lame he is.
On a Side not I would Like the home of metroplis because gotham is a cespool full with creeps in bat outfits who enjoy make out session with goats. Metroplis is anice clean city with sunshine and is not alway night Gotham was know as the Sunless city. Or most likely to never get a tanvile.

what, you don’t even have a comic book picture of batman to refute me? i’m disappointed! :frowning:

here… i’ll get things moving again:

Hey, It happens to mother’s day so I did not all the time in world today> had to Run. Imperfect Creation but if you want a Picture So bad I think I got Few more Like this ONE

It is Calendar-Man

One of Batmans Foes

Joker show his love for Batman

and the most famous Joker Image
Yeah Batman Is Lame




I think we can agree, old Batman and Superman are kind of lame. Let’s focus on new Batman and Superman.

The old comic covers just aren’t proving anything to me, well exept that comic in that time were horrible.

Let’s use the animated 90s shows as an example.

Glider does raise an important point here. It is always better to focus on ideas and actions, while you should avoid attacking people themselves. That’s a forum wide best-practice.