Clash Of The Titans
Directed by Louis Leterrier
Written by Travis Beacham, Phil Hay, Matt Manfredi
Starring Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes, Gemma Arterton.
Clash Of The Titans, has any one seen this film yet?
I could go to town I tell you on this one…… But no, I must hold back or I will actually go insane.
Well this could have been an okay, goodish movie. But no. No, the smart film people decide, Yes I know lets spend hours, days, weeks, filming and making destructive scorpions that will be EPIC and oh I know we’ll buy these cheap cameras off the woman at the car boot sale down the road, she looks like she knows what she’s selling, and yes, we will spend all this fucking mullah and hope these cameras ya know “really capture it”…… (day of premier) “Seamus… why can’t we see anything, the scorpions, why they look….”
They look like giant crabs that have NO features, nothing, that you cant even see for fuck sake, but balls of black trying to kill men in skirts.
It would have been far more impressive if they had drawn it on paper and had it run quickly by the camera, instead of wasting so much time on shit.
Unlike a lot of the Hollywood remakes being greenlit nowadays, I think most people can agree that Clash of the Titans is a film that was due for a makeover. The original was made in1981 and featured stop motion effects created by Ray Harryhausen. Sure, they were cool at the time, but the film looks dated now, and it takes away from a fantastical story like this when the special effects are no longer cutting edge. Considering the current renewed interest in sword and sandals pics, this movie should have been an easy win for all parties involved.
Unfortunately for Clash of the Titans and director Louis Leterrier, the movie also managed to get caught in the middle of the Hollywood transition to 3-D. At the last minute, Warner Brothers decided to up-convert the film to 3-D in post production in order to capitalize on the trend, a decision that has proven to be both distracting and problematic. The movie has plenty of other issues as well, but the poor use of 3-D is what ultimately under whelms and puts the nail in the coffin for what should have been, at the very least, a satisfying visual aspect.
And will some one please tell me why Liam Neeson looks like the tin man out of The Wizard Of Oz?
And that man Hades whom is always seen only speaking to Liam Neeson or levitating in the air looks like the bass player out of Korn? Comical. I was waiting the whole way through for him to burst into ‘Freak On A Leash’…
Another great idea…. In fear the cast get hungry, lets make the ground from rice crispies, the viewers will never suspect a thing though they are only flung into our faces every maybe, few seconds, you fucking idiots. Yes 3D does that.
Also who told Sam Worthington he could walk from Avatar into Clash Of The Titans… oh wait, is this the sequel and was Avatar the… prequel? Yes you spastic, you were supposed to lengthen your hair and I don’t know act fucking like you were still in a wheel chair, or did you forget?
And you were just a fisher man, how did you learn to use a sword and walk walls in the space of two to three seconds………………
Insanity.
Oh dear. Maybe I disliked this film experience so much because, yes “Remember Me” was sold out and “Clash of the Titans” was packed full of crazy people with their 3D glasses, and yes only the front row was left vacant so not only was it bad enough that Mr. X from the “Skins” was in this movie but that I actually had to turn my head fully to see what stupid occurrence had him now stupidly standing around carrying out his manly skill, i.e Nothing, what a gifted boy, and not to forget his constant shaking, or do I only notice that? ( I’m sure Mr. X is a much more cooler name than his actual)
Oh and what was the one piece of advice repeated to the lot of yeah…… don’t look into the eyes….
Yeah spastics, sudden death the lot of yeah which was quiet pleasing as it meant the movie was coming to finally an end!!!
Crunch… I found rice-crispies in my shoes.
) you gotta love those classic-themed movies for their sheer grand production alone…