sinse science nowdays is based on things we couldn’t possibly know for certain, YOU DON’T KNOW what you’re getting into! It’s YOU SCIENTISTS and PHILOSOPHERS who are the same people who made my baby brother loose his faith in God and now he is miserble!! why would you do that to a kid!
It’s amazing how ignorant you guys are! You all get together on this forum and tell each other how amazing and excellent each others beliefs are, but secretly hold contempt… you are just as ignorant and blinded as the very people you claim to be better than. A little autistic retard baby might know calculus in his head, but you wouldn’t know that, because that baby is a mirror who is only giving you what you want it to. what you want is ego masturbation, but you can’t admit it because it would lower your ego. So now you have raised a generation of masochists who are secretly ego masturbators within their subconscious mind, because you couldn’t admit to yourself that you and your mothers were worthless sex bags who weren’t in no position to raise a child
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Imagine this hypothetical situation:
This universe began just as it will end. Technological advancements reach a point where we realize that there is no way to completely escape the suffering in our world, so leading inventors to come up with a virtual reality which you can permanently move your consciousness into. The virtual reality is then converted to exist solely as a system of photons which is launched off into space in the form of 0-frequency gamma radiation. They are able to accomplish this because they discover human consciousness is made up entirely by calcium ions and other ions which have gone through quantum entanglement by passing through our ion channels, and have in effect transcended from many particles to a wave, and that wave forms a single particle in a dimension of “choice” or “will”. They take a person and record all electromagnetic radiation from our brains for an extended period of time until a significant amount of displeasure is being experienced, then they stop recording the electromagnetic radiation and send them back out into the world until the next session. They come back once their brain is at a “happy” level again, and start the recording again. Eventually, when they die, they take out all the ions in that person’s brain within minutes of death if possible, and they blast all the recorded information which was recorded earlier (as flawlessly as possible) in both directions towards the Ions.
This would align those ions in a quantum state with the information that had a similar frequency from earlier. The problem at this stage however is that the ions would be more than likely destroyed by the high energy, or they simply would be shot off in a random direction. The solution for this problem is to surround the 0-frequency radiation with high-frequency radiation being shot precisely perpendicular to the 0-frequency radiation. This would in effect cause the 0-frequency radiation to be under extremely strenuous pressure, causing a few different outcomes:
- If the radiation had even the slightest amount of frequency at all, the radiation would shoot out in
a) a random direction, causing the matter making up the ions to be stored in a quantum state. The consciousness would live in a dreamworld of pleasure, somehow never being able to rid the world of that “tiny bit of pain and suffering”, but overall the universe seems to have more pleasure in it than suffering. To the individual would eventually forget about how he isn’t real, since “displeasure” would overtime be organized towards the end of the line. Since the existence of suffering is necessary for pleasure, suffering still exists (because pleasure would have nothing to compare itself to if it wasn’t for the existence of pain). If any frequency was detectable at all, then the ion-beam might interact with another particle somewhere off in space/time, but since nothing is real besides your own thoughts you probably wouldn’t, or at least you like to think that. This would be the Standard Package for all you idealist thinkers out there.
b) the radiation would shoot out possibly in every single direction, causing the mass making up the ions to be equivalently spread throughout our entire universe as background radiation. Depending on whether the gravitational effect that present-dimensional particles would carry over into whichever dimension they transcend into, this could either: i) implode the entire known universe; ii) our known universe would cease to exist from the perspective of the individual’s ions that got blasted into oblivion (also causing them to cease to exist from our perspective) iii) the situation would result in a paradox where coincidental events would happen to the individual in which that individual would be unable to get to the machine on that particular day of death, and his/her ions would unfortunately not make it before decay.
- If the radiation was at an absolute zero frequency, then:
a) the radiation would undergo a redshift, due to the increased probability of the ions moving to a higher frequency before the ions reached the zero frequency state. The individual would interact with matter at some point in time due to the radiation increase.
b) the radiation would stay at an absolute zero frequency, and would never interact with any other matter for the rest of existence. Or if you get the premium package you can time travel for all of infinity.
c) the radiation would undergo a blueshift in frequency, causing time to reverse back to the exact moment of quantum entanglement for those ions, and you would wake up from a bad dream. ii) You would go back to the moment of your birth and relive your life with only a vague hint of a past life (all you believers in reincarnation know you want this) comes with Deluxe Package.
d) the blueshift causes you to go back to the creation of the universe as in Genesis, and you get to be with God as he creates the universe… Hell he might even take a few pointers from you, or maybe he’ll even let you create the universe yourself and be your own God. For the “God takes pointers from me” option, select the Loyalty Package. For the “I get to play God” option, select the Revolutionarius Egotisticallus Phallus Package.
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If science isn’t even real, then you creates whatever dream paradise you want it to when you buy a ticket for the Quantum Immortality machine. But only if you buy the Satyr Pagan Bacchus Package.
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If you have free-will, but still like the idea of eternal pleasure, then come work for us at Frautech Serving humanity bullshit since as long as we can’t remember.
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If you have free-will, and don’t want the eternal pleasure which we were going to offer you for a reasonable price, then fuck-you. You are holding me back. Welcome to the world of competition bitch. If you so much as spread one word about the “free-will” of mankind to anybody, we will find you. You don’t trust anybody enough to deliver them an accurate portrayal of your gift of free-will, and you are going to have to lie and cheat to get people to actually like you, because you aren’t fucking original, and you will never be viewed as original until after you die. So you can send your “art” to me and I can market it for you and rip you off, or you can do whatever the fuck you want you “free-willed” cock boy! Do you think we can’t hear you right now? Right in your own head while you are reading this? We know about everything that is around you right now because we are the ones who sold it to you. The microphones in your cellular phones work as speakers for us to record every single thing you say and we use it later to target you for advertisement. We launched digital TV to begin the slow process of not only recording every word you speak, but every thought you think. Did you ever wonder what the real benefit was to gel monitors other than the fact that they look cool? They are wave calculators fine-tuned to absorb and record the photon content coming from your thoughts so we can target you and control you. You can’t escape it.
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This whole thread is made up. I am acting, just like we all are acting. Don’t know if it will work, but I’m going to screen shot every reply to this thread and post them later to prove to all the dumbasses that they don’t even read the entire post before sending a reply. Expect to laugh at: People correcting errors in my spelling and grammar, people pointing out any flaws in my physics (or just claiming them to be flaws if they didn’t actually understand them), people denying stuff I said before this section, and hopefully we will get some people who start spazzing out. I’m full of shit. I know that I’m full of shit. I know that you know that I’m full of shit if you actually read my post, so don’t say “I thought I’d still reply anyways with my original thoughts on the subjects at hand” as an excuse. If you made a stupid reply to this stupid thread, the most sportsman thing you can do is just leave your original reply up untouched so we can laugh with you instead of at you. I’m just doing this as a social test for the sake of doing it. If I actually “got you”, laugh at my cleverness, don’t loathe me for your weakness. But if I’m just a rambling idiot who was very bored at 5 in the morning, go ahead and point and laugh at me. To deter the people who thought they’d “just read the last paragraph because they thought it looked short” from doing so and not actually reading any of it, I’m going to fill up the next few lines with a cooking recipe, and also add another paragraph which will be the united states national anthem. Whether you’re making an angel food cake or an Easter bunny cake, it helps to remember that baking is both an art and a science. Success with any recipe depends on carefully following the instructions and using the right equipment. In this article, we provide some basic instructions and definitions that will make it easier for you to bake a cake. You’ll learn about everything from selecting the proper baking pan to cooling and frosting a finished cake. We’ll start with a rundown of the most common types of cakes on the next page.
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O! say can you see by the dawn’s early light. What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming. Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight, O’er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming. And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. O! say does that star-spangled banner yet wave, O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave? O! They shortened this song, because Americans ended up being lazy. O! They shortened this song at football games, because they use the constitution as an excuse for laziness. O! You take an excellent set-up for a good country, and you piss and shit all over it. O! You deserve to be a killed in action on some foreign soil for being an arrogant prick who wasn’t happy with what he had. O! Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are, up above the world so bright, corporations study your beauty, to sell a half-ass human experience to somebody who gave blood for the happiness you promised them yet failed to deliver. Happy love sex violence money power fame buy golucky lustful safely-unprotected-sexodomy alcohol drugs want buy my taco burger double whonker triple deluxe multi valued collectors sports edition sexy power energy mushroom and swiss with feces
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