Come in Tommy

I have a Tommy on the line.
A Tommy?
Says he’s a chicken.
A chicken?
He wants to see you with regard…
Don’t worry, he’s in my office. Please… make yourself comfortable. I won’t ask you how you did that. I take it you’re Tommy.
How perceptive!
In all fairness, I don’t tend to get that many chickens in the office; I put two and two together. What can I do for you?
Evolution.
Evolution?
Yes, Evolution. What does it mean to you?
What does it mean to me? Well, I suppose if I was pressed I would have to say, it is the study of the Universe as it unfolds.
That’s not what Darwin said.
Darwin?
He said species adapt.
Darwin? What’s the purpose of your visit?
I want to sue Darwin. I want your company to represent me.
Janet would you call security please?

Fun—ny!

Cheers! I’m thinking of writing a sequel.

Hopefully it will contain a couple more layers! :slight_smile:

He was born on the 15th March, 2012.

Caesarean section, obviously.