Come in Tommy

I have a Tommy on the line.
A Tommy?
Says he’s a chicken.
A chicken?
He wants to see you with regard…
Don’t worry, he’s in my office. Please… make yourself comfortable. I won’t ask you how you did that. I take it you’re Tommy.
How perceptive!
In all fairness, I don’t tend to get that many chickens in the office; I put two and two together. What can I do for you?
Yes, Evolution. What does it mean to you?
What does it mean to me? Well, I suppose if I was pressed I would have to say, it is the study of the Universe as it unfolds.
That’s not what Darwin said.
He said species adapt.
Darwin? What’s the purpose of your visit?
I want to sue Darwin. I want your company to represent me.
Janet would you call security please?


Cheers! I’m thinking of writing a sequel.

Hopefully it will contain a couple more layers! :slight_smile:

He was born on the 15th March, 2012.

Caesarean section, obviously.