Voting for a democrat results in following message from
electronic voting machine: “your vote did not reach the intended
candidate”.
Alternative message from electronic voting machine: Due to
changes in our constitution, the vote you requested no longer exists."
Alternative alternative message from electronic voting machine:
“The page you requested is caucusing with the GOP house leadership.”
Mark Foley wins re-election------ In Boystown, USA.
Polling places broadcast continuous loop of the “Kerry botched joke.”
Next to the names of Democratic candidates, ballots states:
“The terrorists win.”
Huge banner in front of polls say “Welcome to DIE BOLD.”
Tennessee ballot reads: To vote for Harold Ford, Please proceed to
the playboy mansion."
Virginia Ballot reads: “Vote for Senator Macaca, Not the Pervert
who writes about Vietnamese Cocka.”
Missouri Ballot Reads: A vote for McCaskilll is a vote for
cloning Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell."
On election night, FOX news analysts explain that 62% across
the board lead for democrats in exit polls did not take into account of
individual races.
On election eve, Dennis Hastert picks out new drapes for speaker’s
office, with the cast of Queer Eye.
By the way, Already in Fla and Ohio, voters have reported
that voting machines flipped their democratic votes into
GOP votes. The crimes have already begun.
Edit: I am watching FOX news that reports tennessee has
also reported voting issues already.
That’s why I am invoking my voter’s right to demand a write in ballot, because I live in shitbag Ohio, where corruption is not the anomaly, but the mainstaym, of politiks.
I certainly hope the candidates not listed as Republican or Democrat appreciate my vote.