*Complete List of All Functions*

It is said there is nothing new under the sun. Here is the complete list of all functions. Hopefully this list will one day help us to understand what pain is.

Basic functions
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O Max ceiling. (Refers to dominance, being under something. For example, absolute truth is the ceiling, and we are dominated by it until we find deeper or more true material to use. This symbol represents feminity.)
O Expansion. (Different from scaling function. This is actually a complex function, but I put it in basic functions for ease of reference. This symbol represents Life, masculinity.)
e Existence. (Visual. Denotes the ability for things to exist in a single visual frame, by virtue of instantaneous contrast. Thus, time is just an extra dimension, the 3rd dimension, and all that is required for something to exist is 2 dimension, a line, which has contrast between its pixels. Pixels are square, so lines are 2 dimensional. Cubes are also 2 dimensional. 3d space is more or less the same as 2 dimensional, Saying space is 3d, it is like saying USB drives are 3d space because it holds layers of data. Time is the true 3d, without it we wouldn’t even be able to see moving images with our mind, creating the illusion of 3d space. Only moving images can be illusioned to be interpreted as 3d.)

Time dependent functions

  • Appearance. (Or teleportation. This is a basic function of something appearing that was not there before. Thus, time is just an extra dimension, where things can appear and dissapear, and exist, creating contrast. Time allows us to hold more data.)
    → Movement. (Aka mathematical “translation”. Will not use “translation” term because it may be used else where, in terms of language interpretation. It can be argued that appearance or teleportation is just a fast movement, outside of the frame of reference. But in order for this to be true, the speed of movement must be so fast that it is faster than planks smallest unit of measurement, or the universal framerate. Since planks smallest unit of measurement has somewhat been disproven, and the universe does not seem to have a framerate, we can say that Movement is not the same as Teleportation, only visually it can be illusioned to appear the same as each other.)
    <.> Stretching. (Aka mathematical “scaling”. When an object stretches, no additional matter is added to it. Examples of this would be bubble gum, or the expanding universe, space between galaxies.)
  • Addition. (When one object becomes connected to another object, but not “one” or fully bonded with the object. Multiplication is simply addition repeated over and over again, so it is the same thing.)
  • Subtraction. (When one object becomes disconnected from another object. Can be argued that it is simple addition going backwards in time. Division is simply subtraction repeated over and over again. If you divide by 4, you simply subtract something 4 times.)
    Bonding (When one object becomes connected, but then becomes one and fully bonded to the object.)
    Cutting (When one object is subtracted after it was bonded.)

Complex Meta Functions
Rotation - A series of translations which follow a curved arc, based on the distance from a rotational axis point. Can only occur in one or more objects which are bonded together. Without being bonded, objects which are added together do not obey the rules of the system and follow a linear, simple path.
Obedience - Objects which are bonded obey, objects which are added are either linear or chaotic. For example, objects which are bonded follow curved arcs when rotated. To create a machine, like a sewing machine, a series of objects are added, some are bonded. This combination of added and bonded objects allows for chaos. If all objects were bonded, there could be no machine. So for example, when you drop a bunch of blocks on the Earth, it is chaos, the blocks go everywhere. But if the blocks and Earth were bonded, it would be uniform, no machine within itself, the machine could only appear when it is outside of itself, in contact with another object which is not bonded to it. So if the whole universe was bonded, there could be no chaos in the universe or machine action in the universe.
Semibonded - When two objects are bonded at the connector, but are not bonded outside of the connector. For example, a piece of licorice, or any object with swing in it. Also known as “bound”, indicating a slave who has a mind of its own, but is bound to it’s master, or a ball and chain. For example, the opposite of this property would be a neodymium magnet, which is completely rigid and aligned to the other magnet.
Acceleration - Uses the fourth dimension, “meta comparison”, or consciousness. We perceive something accelerating by referencing it to our old memories. It indicates a movement increasing during time. In relation to addition which is multiplication, it is called exponential.
Inverse symmetry - The penis and vag. The penis can only enter that which approaches inverse symettry to it. For example, it cannot enter a wall, but it can enter a tree hole. However, the tree hole does not have that much inverse symettry to it, so it is not comfortable for the penis. Inverse symettry is a male and female function, for example, electrical plugs are male and female.
Symmetry - A mirror, or penis and penis. A similar property can be found in magnets, which have like poles. Often associated with a consciousness qualia of surface tension, hand on the lake, or a gentle force field.
Chaos - When few or little patterns emerge for consciousness to discern
Absolute chaos - When there approaches zero patterns. Also found in the “worst song in the world”.
Homogenity - When all things have one of the same trait (For instance, all the same color, or all the same suit.)
Total homogenity - When all things are one, and all traits are the same.
Non existence - When there are no things. However, this would be difficult to discern whether this is non-existence, or total homogenity.

Super Meta
Balance - Complex function requires the bonding of gravity with the objects using a swing or semibonded (licorice) mechanism. In meta, happiness in consciousness is often described as a balance, and dwelling on negative thoughts can upset the balance and cause the load to become weighted and unbalanced, hard to pick up once it hits the ground.
Lightning - Special energy or to apply special energy
Heat - A qualia sensation, when actuality it is more or less a chaotic sine wave function (chaotic because the sine wave is more or less spins around changes rotational orientation often, and has a slightly varying and fluxing inconsistent magnitude.)

Causality Complex Meta Functions
Heirarchy - Similar to a tree, the lower items, the dependents, are unable to disobey the parent items. It is an energy expansion updating every microframe, with the origin in the center. The brain is set up like a tree. Consciousness seems to be similar to this, but the illusion of freewill may be caused by a feedback loop. (Note, microframes do not really exist as the resolution of the universe is more or less infinite and the universe does not seem to operate in frames or have an update rate.)
Memory - The ability for an object to retain its inertia. An inherent basic property, but included in Causality Complex Meta Functions for ease of use.
Memory 2- The ability for an object to retain its shape and structure.
Clone - The ability for a foreign object to mimick the shape and structure of another foreign object. Magnets demonstrate this. What we refer to as “mental memory” is more accurately described as cloning.

Temporal functions/Meta Mental sensations
Climax - Peaking at maximum tension, then decaying into relief. Could be represented as orgasm, or an atheletes winning shot, or a musical composition’s climax, or the climax of a conflict.
Relief - Release of pressure. The consciousness feeling mirrors closely the equation of reverse exponentiality, dividing the quotient over and over again approaching infinity. Also seen in farting, or bowel movement, sitting on a cushion or felt in musical fadeout (with mental memory providing subtle mental echoes to cushion the mechanical linearity of the mechanical fadeout.)

This list is incomplete, add more of your own please. If they are correct I will add them to this list.

What a load of nonesense. I’m just wondering about the part concerning shagging trees. It’s not something that would cross most peoples mind, have you inadvertantly given more away about yourself than you intended?

Primitive. Ive humped trees but never shagged them, why would someone do that.

You’ve exposed your mind for all too see…the only thing you choose to focus on is having sex with trees. I wonder if you even bothered to discover what this topic is about. Please contribute in a meaningful way, this is actually a topic about ultimate things, it’s not meant for people to post kneejerk thoughtless responses. This topic is like a toolbox for understanding the universe and causality, do you understand? It brings tears to my eyes when people post knee jerk comments. If you want to post stupid things do it in one of my joke threads.

Super Meta
Balance - Complex function requires the bonding of gravity with the objects using a swing or semibonded (licorice) mechanism. In meta, happiness in consciousness is often described as a balance, and dwelling on negative thoughts can upset the balance and cause the load to become weighted and unbalanced, hard to pick up once it hits the ground.

Causality Complex Meta Functions
Heirarchy - Similar to a tree, the lower items, the dependents, are unable to disobey the parent items. It is an energy expansion updating every microframe, with the origin in the center. The brain is set up like a tree. Consciousness seems to be similar to this, but the illusion of freewill may be caused by a feedback loop.
Memory - The ability for an object to retain its inertia. An inherent basic property, but included in Causality Complex Meta Functions for ease of use.
Memory 2- The ability for an object to retain its shape and structure.
Clone - The ability for a foreign object to mimick the shape and structure of another foreign object. Magnets demonstrate this. What we refer to as “mental memory” is more accurately described as cloning.

That’s because it was the only interesting bit.

But that’s the only thing I’m any good at.

Sorry, I didn’t mean to make you cry but I had no way of knowing that it wasn’t a joke thread.

Are you sure it’s not a joke thread?

Laugh if you will, because I am about to reference farts. Laughter is often honest, lots of standup improv is just stating the obvious.

Temporal functions/Meta Mental sensations
Climax - Peaking at maximum tension, then decaying into relief. Could be represented as orgasm, or an atheletes winning shot, or a musical composition’s climax, or the climax of a conflict.
Relief - Release of pressure. The consciousness feeling mirrors closely the equation of reverse exponentiality, dividing the quotient over and over again approaching infinity. Also seen in farting, or bowel movement, sitting on a cushion or felt in musical fadeout (with mental memory providing subtle mental echoes to cushion the mechanical linearity of the mechanical fadeout.)