“Man shit like that don’t even work in them cartoons.”
“We ain’t in no cartoon.”
Always take a shit before taking a shower…finish with a shave, if you need one.
The 3 S’s…
Shit, Shower, Shave,…in that order.
Shave what?
My legs, silly.
Do have good legs?
The boys think so.
What did your mom say?
She told me to be smooth for the boys.
I bet.
I heard Greeks are the most hairy women in the world.
Dutch girls can be kind of sheepish but they are smooth.
Those look kinda chunky Fixed.
Yeah Fixed…some mens have higher standards.
dey like girls like me.
I got an ass like Beyonce, and da brains to go along wit it.
I don’t like fat asses.
You sound like a man of quality and good taste.
Reasonable show us your good looking gurl.
does she by any chance wear a lot of blingg?
You mean chubby?
No “word nitpicking” it’s “unphilosophical” like value judgments.
Philosophical is bragging, posturing, using words to hide, to pretend you are what you are not…
Real constructive shit.
Something that puts benjamins in my pockets.
Petite girls are indeed rare here. Were the tallest people on the planet, that might have something to do with it. Pirates.
All the pics I have of this recent one are nudes. I dunno if I can post that here. But she’s 5 foot 2, 105-115lbs and has 34d’s and wears a size 5 shoe and 0 or 2 pants. No bling. She’s a 4th grade teacher. During the day you’d have no idea what was under those clothes.