There is an ex-baseball player named Darren Daulton,
good player by the way, any way he has for whatever reason
said, that the world will end on this date. Dec. 21, 2012 at 11:11
greenwich mean time, which is the last day of the mayan calander.
Now for my part, I intend to have a lot of credit cards bills
at the time, hopefully for millions. Then skip
out due to the end of the world. Ah, that will show them.
Kropotkin
He went downhill after Lynne Austin, the original Hooters girl, left him. He’s never been the same since…
Interesting as 11:11 (UTC+1) marks the beginning of Carnival in Germany (although it is on 11 November instead of 21 December). i guess we’ll find out in approx. 7 years. Although, would this mean that computers will go out and cause a thermal holocaust (as some people believed would happen with Y2K)?
some day the world will end. There will be some one who happened to guess the right time. Won’t that be the biggest I told you so in the world.
sure… but who will be left to rub it in their face?
-Imp
Well tarnation, I’ve got to get working if I wanna get my Ph.D in Philosophy 'till then !
I would think that particular correct smart Ass would be shoved all the way to the end of the line spirit wise that is.
thus, the probability of anyone guessing the right date, #of predictions divided by #of correct predictions,
% of correct prediction = 0
When someone finally does correctly predict the end of the world, at least I won’t have to hear him/her gloat about it for long.
sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/w … 16/darren/
I don’t know what it is about ex-athletes finding some crazy pseudo philosophy that I find so funny, but hell, heres the article for the rest of you to enjoy.
i’ve heard about this mayan calender thing before. but i know nothing about mayan time charts. and dunno how/why they set up thier time system the way they did. and how did people even decypher thier calender if they are a lost civ.?
Mayans didn’t get lost. They were taken away the first time the world ended. Geez and you all call yourselfs edamacated. See it worked this way: This is a brief condensed version it leaves many unanswered questions;
The people of Atlantis were really sophisticated god beings. They had come up with a way to bend light and travel on it. They had a fight amongst themselves because some wanted the people of Maya and Inca to travel in the rear of the light beam so that they would not eat the Atlantans, the other Atlantans said no, that is just stereotyping and only a few of those folks were actually guilty.
Well the Atlantans, Mayans and Incans came up with a calendar for riding the light beam so that they could avert a war. The problems arose because the Mayans were put in charge of the calendar and everyone knows that Mayans are stubborn. Over time they refused to let the leaders of the other groups look at it and verify the schedules.
The Atlantans and Incans got together and decided to fix the light beam so it would take the Mayans to a different time and they could not come back, they made a smart beam.
Every time a Mayan would ride the beam they never came back. The Mayans being very stubborn and self centered did not notice until too late. They decided that it was all the Atlantans fault. So all the Mayans went on to the light beam with heavy armor and weapons. Poof.
Now that would end the story right there but, we also know that the Atlantans and most of the Incans vanished too. Here is what happened:
Now that the Mayans were ensconced way into the future the Atlantans and Incans could travel the light beam freely. They of course had scientists constantly working to improve the ride. One scientist in particular theorized that the light beam could be made tighter and faster by using carbonized compressed comet rock… There was a comet that came around every 50 years. The scientist saw that it was coming back just at the right time. He focused a mobile light beam to take a crew to the comet and bring them back with 50 lbs. of rock. They got to the rock and took their booty and brought it back. The whole procedure took less then an hour. It did have a side effect that seemed inconsequential at the time. The beam knocked the comet into a new pattern that would make it appear only once every 75 yrs or so it would seem at times.
They turned the rock into a powerful diamond seemingly with out flaw. Once the beam was hooked to the diamond they were ready to proceed. The diamond had a mind of its own. You see its matrix was mixed with living amoebae. Well this amoebae colony did not like being used. So they devised a plan to destroy the world. When the light beam hit them they programmed it to convolute time. The whole world was flashed into the past and future at the same time. The Mayans went one way and the Incans went another. The rest of humanity would show up and then would disappear for no apparent reason. The world itself became lost in time popping up at odd intervals to catch more humans from time or release them into time.
People from other planets saw what had happened here and put the earth und sanction. Only approved people could visit and study this phenomena. You see the time traveling had a bad side effect on humans; it made them very emotionally disturbed.
Keep in mind that I remembered this while drinking only my first cup of coffee, Some of you may remember things differently or better.