"Cutting up" the Existential Pie

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[b][size=150]“Cutting up” the Existential Pie or “Being and Being-oh-so-silly”

  1. Q: Why are existentialists always so moody?
    …A: They go out looking for nothing and always keep finding something.

  2. Existentialists don’t see a glass as half empty, they see it as half full of nothingness.

  3. Existentialists should take their pie, not bother cutting it and eat it all with some ice cream.

  4. Existentialists can have their nothingness and eat their cake too.

  5. Nothingness sits in the heart of an existentialist like a worm, waiting for him to realize that all is love, whereupon it immediately transforms into a beautiful butterfly.

~ apologies to J.P. : Maybe hell is not just other people, it's people who don't take philosophy seriously.[/size][/b]
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[size=150]Q: What is an extreme masochist?
A: A nihilist poking good-humoured fun at himself.[/size]

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I will try to add to your existential gems.