don’t worry - i’m not going to talk about the whole affair thing (which i missed as i was out of the country anyway)
i saw a section on the news tonight about a new portrait of him in the national portrait gallery which is a video of him asleep for an hour. does anyone know if this is true? or has jon snow finally cracked and started making up news items? (sorry jon - you’re still the best)
i think the whole thing sounds utterly ridiculous, but then i wouldn’t call myself a fan old becks. what did amuse me was the fact that there’s no sound to the video, so if he sounds as girly in bed as he does on tv we’ll never know (unless we take on the presumably vacant job as his pa…)
P.S.: WTH? Beckham? Cheated on POSH SPICE!!! What the hell was he smoking, he has one of the hottest and most motivated women of all time. Some men are never happy…
personally i think Victoria was a crappy spice girl, an even crapper solo “artist” and is the literal definition of a diva (which personally i can’t stand).
