David Hasselhoff Eats A Burger While Drunk

youtube.com/watch?v=BPYDOam_qec

Celebrities are the real Victims: they are at our mercy!

hahaha! This a strange video indeed.

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Free Paris Hilton! Free Paris Hilton! Free Paris Hilton! Free Paris Hilton!

Okay, she’s cheap, but not quite free…

I worked for her Father: he was a frugal little go-getter.
She can go to Jail for all I care: it might do her some good.
Give her some character that she is so painfully lacking.

What’s with David H’s voice. He sounds like a devil.

He is the devil. If it hadn’t been for his influence via his American pop music, we’d still have the Berlin wall.

everyone eats burgers

Not vegetarians. Unless you count gardenburgers, but I don’t.

vegetarians are weird

I used to date one. Whenever she’d drink I’d convince her to eat meat and she’d feel guilty about it the next day.

youre evil

I get that alot. I’m nice deep down inside, like way deep down inside.

what makes you so sure?

I’ve transcendetally deducted a system of proof by which I ascertain a degree of epistemological certainty in my private mind which is about as communicable as the Tao, but still gives me an indubitable realization of whatever its object happens to be. I could write it all out as a huge equation, but it’d just be an overcomplication of the matter to try and hide the inconsistencies of my theory. But why?

still worth a shot

I’ll have to get my calculator out in the morning and give it a shot.