definitive proof on the inexistance of god.

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i was just having breakfast. (grits and meatballs, if you must know).

suddenly, i felt an overcoming need to sneeze. and i splattered grits all over the place. sucks, huh ?

however, if sneezing was not an aquired adaptative behaviour, how do you explain we sneeze irrespective of wether we are eating or not ?

do you think god would want us to spoil his god given food ? do you think he was amused at people squirting mana all over the place ? you know how difficult is it to clean that shit ?

so there you go. unsinkable. sorry to ruin your ilusion.

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Yeh, you make it all so simple. A real genius.

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Zeno

The only thing you’ve proven is that God isn’t a woman since a godly woman would never allow a mess like that. But a man…well you can’t really be sure in the presence of so many univesal distractions.