ROFL! A guy here fits that. Nice guy, average intelligence but, extraordinarily literal minded. Cousin to the boss. Boss said clean out the barn. He did, he threw everything out including all the horse tack, tools, everything. The last chance for the poor guy was when he was told to take the tractor and go around a field of peanuts and bushwhack. They stopped him from driving in smaller and smaller circles around the field but, only after he wiped out a few thousand dollars worth of peanuts…
He still is a confident nice guy…