If there is anything that we are all absolutely sure of is the existence of Santa Claus. There is no way that Christmas morning the presents magically appear under the tree if it weren’t for Santa. Only a true nut case could deny the existence of him.
Lo and behold. Some mysterious holy ghosts let me in on a tremendous secret: god is santa claus. He becomes a super power human the 25th night and does the whole Santa thing from the north pole and all. He does this through the same mechanism he did when he became the “Son of Man” (hint: christ). We will leave the details to the scientists. Now this great mystery is solved, that is really awesome.
He is also the Easter Bunny when on Easter sunday he becomes a bunny and sneaks in some Easter eggs and such. Now this is real progress, not all that scientific crap those godless people talk about. Those holy ghosts can teach you alot, if you are willing to listen.
Are you suggesting that Santa Claus, god and the bunny don’t exist ? That is totally impossible, the universe would be completely absurd if they didn’'t exist. How would the electron know what to do if god didn’t tell him what to do ? The electron would go crazy.
A universe without god telling it (or them since all items are moral items doing good and bad and punishable) what to do would be impossible to even imagine. You believe in god like everyone since it is totally impossible to not believe!
The universe is absurd even with god present, hence with or without god everything is a miracle and astonishing and there are no explanations, everything is irrational a quirk .
Flanders ,
you haven’t the troom too talk , you use decpetive education as your religous “shield” , I use but the Wisdom of Nature’s Harmonic TimeCube
too infest your ground with vines , dare you burn it? you only expose the evil of your religous worship , nature made you through your parents.
leave your word God to burn in the very Bible adults have made for you too be brainwashed with Ignorance (I.e. Faith).The truth be known for the salvation of humanity it is a Cube of mighty principles that proove you right above religion and academia.
I alone understand all i need too about the universe , your lies have no use too harm the innocence and youth of nameta.
I always thought Santa Clause was a modern invention of Coca-Cola that combines classic elements of St. Nicholas and Father Christmas. But I guess what I learned was wrong. Thanks for setting the record straight there.
