Does anyone have "big" plans this memorial weekend

My wife is going to San Diego for the weekend and so
I am a free man. That is big enough for me.

I foresee dancing girls, kegs of beer, passing out,
lots of steaks (wife is vegetarian)
porno films at 3(am, pm, does it really matter?)
Cruising the streets looking for some fix (beef jerky)
Just the type of debauchery only a 47 year old could
appreciate.

Kropotkin

I say that you should invite round your oldest friends and have a beer drinking contest and then spend the small hours making prank calls to Fidel Castro in Japanese…

Well, This is always my last desparate attempt to clean up the yard before summer really starts. Soooo, head down, ass in the air for three straight days. Maybe the wife will have pity on me and we’ll have a nice deck dinner on Monday. Big woopie.

sounds yummy… are you going to bar-b-que or grill your deck?

-Imp

hmmmm

Imp, Now that you mention it, I have managed to grill a few burgers that probably tasted like the deck - but only when I was swilling beer and forgot why I was there. :unamused: I don’t know what the deck would taste like, but when I built it, it had a sort of medicine smell. The wood is Alaskan yellow cedar. I’ll grill whatever anyone likes, but now that I’m vegetarian, a few nice portabellos marinated in sherry accompanied with roasted sweet onion slices will have to suffice. Fortunately, I didn’t give up on an occasional brew, so I’ll be able to wash it all down whether it tastes like the deck or not.

this sounds glorious, be happy

sadly i am working

That’s what you do on the memorial?..

someoneisatthedoor: I say that you should invite round your oldest friends and have a beer drinking contest and then spend the small hours making prank calls to Fidel Castro in Japanese…"

K: ummmmmm, Know any Japanese? The only word
I know is sushi and Castro probably knows that one.
As far as friends go, I don’t have too many of those either.
But with enough beer, you don’t need many friends, just
a place to pass out. But thanks for the thought.

Kropotkin

Peter Kropotkin: My wife is going to San Diego for the weekend and so
I am a free man. That is big enough for me.
I foresee dancing girls, kegs of beer, passing out,
lots of steaks (wife is vegetarian)
porno films at 3(am, pm, does it really matter?)
Cruising the streets looking for some fix (beef jerky)
Just the type of debauchery only a 47 year old could
appreciate.

Dan~: That’s what you do on the memorial?.."

K: As oppose to? what exactly should one do?

Kropotkin