Does NATO have to rescue Zizek?

Slovenia is trying to join NATO, and Zizek is all that remains of the old Warsaw Pact.

Zizek likes to jetset shitty 3-rd world countries and hang out rebels during rallies.

If Zizek is ever captured, which is more of a when than a if… he is like Steve Irwin playing with dangerous animals… do NATO countries have to go fetch him? Are we expected to?

On the one hand, Zizek should be able to handle himself. He is a Yugoslavian Army veteran, and plays Call of Duty religiously. Clearly, he can get out if a dark damp basement in Angola with his arms handcuffed to a iron sewer pipe, and bring the pain down on his captors, liberate the country, and turn everyone into Marxist Atheists single handedly.

But let’s say they broke his trigger finger accidenly, and his finger swolled up, and didn’t feel like struggling with the handcuffs cause it hurt a lot. Is there a expectation now that Delta Force is going to do a aerial night raid on a compound to liberate him, because he is nearly a NATO citizen? Will we have to once Slovenia gets full membership?

If they demand ransom money, is it morally wrong to reply back, low balling how much he is worth to us (hard to say how much he actually is worth to us in the first place). I can chuck in a $25 Subway gift card. It would be $50, but felt ripped off when I read his Farce book, so it’s just going to be $25 so I feel I’ve been reimbursed, but not uncaring to his plight. My neighbors can auction off some old chairs, might bring in $30 maybe… so that’s $55 of value from here. I’m sure the rest of the people in NATO can come up with several times that for a ransom, easily hundreds upon hundreds of dollars.

If you havent seen his seven part video series on youtube, do watch it. They’re the most equally informative and entertaining philosophy videos ive seen. In the 4th or 5th I think it is, he cracks on lacan for being a charlatan, then he cracks on judith butler and the deconstructionist crew. Next he talks about how he should have been elected president as he is clearly smarter than his opponents. Hilarious, all of it. But what makes this guy such a character is that speech impediment he has and his contagious hyperactivity.

Zizek is one of the last remaining stalinists with a heart these days, turd. Your willingness to give him your subway giftcard is a very decent gesture and we thank you.

Zizek is not connected with the Warsaw pact.
What the fuck is this about?

Who are ‘they’ when you mention ransom?
Have you lost your mind? Did you ever have one?

He was never a Stalinist. Anyone who knows his work will tell you that.
As for the giftcard scheme, he’s wealth is probably greater than the combined wealth of all participants to this Forum.

Yeah… I know his wealth is greater, a true Marxist at heart.

I think he is free riding, exploiting the fuck out of the left, and literally gets paid to stare them in the face and curse them out at book signings. I own a few of his books, and seen a few of his movies, not to mention a bit of his massive video series he has in the net (it’s far, far more than a seven larger).

They guy writes a lot, and never makes a point. The people walking at the end of “The Pervert’s Guide to Ideology” looked like they were auditioning for parts on “The Walking Dead”. Its all faux time waste, goes in circles on infinite repeat. I truely believe he doesn’t care about shit save his bank account and getting a newer, hotter wife upon each divorce.

Where the fuck is this train coming from? Motherfucker… hidden tracks right below me… I hate Clarksburg.

Like honestly, didn’t see that coming…

Oh… Lev, your one for accusing someone of not having brains… every post you’ve ever made is idiotic, and I don’t think your playing the fool to get to a hidden truth, or to expose some paradox… your just bonafide stupid. Hence, why your probably attracted to Zizek in the first place… you think he is a philosopher, so it makes you feel smart to read about the last man and the end of history. If you met Zizek in real life, and asked him what his Marxism was all about, he will probably ask you to pull his finger. He is a fantastic troll, a troll far more successful than me. I keep getting distracted by philosoohy, but he doesnt… he keeps his eye on the fucking goal… more money, more trash talking his fan base.

Someday, I will awaken to this wisdom, and it will be I offering my finger to be pulled by some young grasshopper.