Donate to the IMP recovery fund!

In just a few days, Imp is going to receive the most brutal shock of his life and spin into the depths of dispair. As concerned ILP members, we need to be supportive of Imp in his hour of desolation. I would suggest the following:

Several waterproof pillows

A half dozen hand towels

boxes of kleenex

A complete set of O’reilly transcripts for the last three years.

A 16x20 autographed picture of Rush Limbaugh suitable for framing.


I’m sure there are other items needed to console him, and I’ll let others here help compile the list. :laughing:

So this belongs in the mundane babble forum, right?
I’ll play there…

-Thirst

I suggest some dvd’s, perhaps some of the
funnest movies ever made. Start with
Animal house, Airplane, fish called wanda,
monty python meaning of life, Blazing saddles,
and then go from there if more are needed.

Kropotkin

Is there any information as to why the Impenitent one will fall to misery?

Or is this just meandering speculation?

?

?

Oh, something about tues and some sort of
referendum on bush and his failed Iraq policies.

Kropotkin

Certainly Mr. Kropotkin isn’t attempting to put forth the idea that an act of high treason, against the country, against the citizenry, against the international citizenry has been committed by a first nation leader … are you?

:evilfun:

If you wish, I can list several reasons why bush
should be impeach and criminally charged with crimes
against humanity. In fact, we could charged bush with
the exact same charge that Saddam hussein is being charged
with. But again, that if you wish or not.

Kropotkin

Ease up Mr. K., again, I was just having sport with you.

I don’t refute the claims. Personally, I think a tribunal and a swift and agonising public hanging are in order.

But then again, I am feeling rather generous at the moment. :evilfun:

see you on tuesday when the republicans keep the house and senate and the liberals accuse the republicans of stuffing ballot boxes and suing for recounts in every district.

too many people didn’t graduate…

-Imp

I hope the country isn’t that stupid.

do you really think the country is going to vote to cripple the economy with tax increases?

-Imp

They were 2 years ago. Who says they’ve gotten any smarter?

Hey, hey Imp: “Read my lips: NO NEW TAXES.” Remember that? Huh? Huh? Remember?

Ah, yes, and the young man takes another step towards manhood!!

Bravissimo! =D>

Come to the dark side with me ci, I will complete your training.

LMAO.

Nah, I’m not manly, I’m just cynical.

Hey Imp,

A small gift for you…

-Thirst

PK, little present for you:

The manly thing I agree with, but didn’t you mean to say that you’re premenstrual?

Just kidding. You’re obviously postmenopausal. LOL

But you must see the problem with pussies - too many medical terms to define why they are incapable of thinking rationally. It’s clinical.

No way! I am not voting democRAT!

-Thirst