Dont expect to hear from Ben OBW SIATD and other Brits today

LMAO Oh my God LMFAO any other Yank want to tell this young Brit what she just said LMAO I love the english languauge and its twists LOL

i’d edit the original but then you wouldnt all have your fun…

note to self, proof read all posts
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LMAO Lil Sara thanks for not editing it is a good goof. The whole thing reads funny as hell because of a missing a I have done similar goofs, so have many others. LOL

:laughing: good stuff Sara, that’s hi-larious. Although, I must admit, I didn’t notice that misstake when I first read your post.

that’s it, everyone laugh at sara…
hmmph

NO, with you lil one, with you, not at you, come on you gotta admit that its very funny Its a knee slapper. :laughing:

i admit nothing, i’ve done my part by not editing the original post… now i’m just sitting here quietly going very red…

hmmph

sara

Where is the boys when we need them ? LOL they would get you to giggle. Bessy would probably make your sides hurt. All i get is a hmmph LOL oh well they will be around soon. LOL

i’m sulking!!!
hmmph
(don’t worry it’s a teenage thing)

hmmph

sara

We do anyway, it’s just that now we’ve got a cast iron excuse…

see i knew it…

Dammit I missed the event but i’ll be entering next year and have already begun putting myself through a punishing daily training schedule…
Incidentally my solicitor once sent me to a psychiatrist in connection with a court case I was involved in, no doubt he was hoping to get me off on a “guilty but insane” plea, but to my amazement the shrink pronounced me sane after an hour-long analysis, his written report concluding “His behaviour was appropriate throughout the interview”
Not fair, I should have demanded a second opinion…
Next time I’ll crap on his office floor and masturbate into his secretary’s handbag…
Hey, one of the questions he asked me during the interview was “do you masturbate?”
(Oh hell I thought, does it show??)
Anyway I answered the question truthfully by mumbling self-consciously “Er…well sometimes,…don’t we all?..”, but I often wonder whether its considered “normal” to admit it, or whether its more “normal” to deny it?

are you politically correct?

Fair enough.

I’ve never slept so much in my entire life.

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