Hello. I have had the fortune of stumbling upon this site, and having read for a few hours, am intent on joining the community. I welcome any introductory questions, and would like to join discussions on many diverse topics.
Are you a messenger of doom?
Make four more separate posts, then wait around for a few days till a momderator approves them, then you will be allowed to post normally.
Nobody has questions for you, as your new, and haven’t said nothing yet.
Quit trying to read the greek. It can only be one person, and your ruining our lame and completely expected surprise down the road. Just treat it like a normal person till then.
I don’t think I have met a normal person.
Stop using Craigslist for your dates then.
Welcome to our sewer drain corner of the internet. 
Indeed, welcome, and HaHaHa is our self proclaimed sewer rat King.
Thanks all. I had a few names in mind but I am a Greek mythology fan, so messenger of doom it was. I was also considering Apostolos Apistia.
I haven’t said nothing yet?
King? No, I wouldn’t want the burden of responsibility in being a king. That’s a lot of work I’d rather avoid.
Queen?
How about joker. 
shoots pun
Welcome to ILP.
Was hahaha formerly known as joker?
No, that wouldn’t be consistent.
…the one and only
Welcome and enjoy.
Aren’t jokers both kings and queens, as well as aces, jacks, and 2’s?
Everybody wins this argument.