Don't watch Jupiter Ascending

Its one of the dumbest movies I’ve ever seen, all the actors sucked in it, had no real plot… its like they wanted to make a movie as bad as possible to see if it was possible to succeed in the box office on special effects alone.

I wasted $4.00 on this fucking wreck. Mila Kunis, give me my money back.

I feel really bad for Sean Bean… he must of really needed the money. I’m guessing no new episodes of Sharpe was going to come along… what to do if your having money problems? A pity.

Also… I don’t know who this guy was, but he had a odd mix of bad acting and trying way too hard… he was an extraordinarily bad actor.

And… they made that chode, whatever his name is… the one who is suppost to be the love interest of Mila in the movie, have zero chemistry. Honestly, I think he wanted to suck on Sean Bean’s prick more than hang out with Mila. Channing Tatum, that’s his name. They choose a gay guy to be her love interest.

It was however nice to see Mila scrubbing toilets, but she does a unconvincing job of it. Needs more real life practice.

I hope someone on the crew left a big old stinker for her the first day of shooting just floating in it. Being a prop toilet, it wouldn’t be hooked up to real plumbing, so its in there all shoot. Big oh poo floating around all day in Mila’s face. With little pieces of corn in it.

(Just found out Channing Tatum actually is gay, when looking for a comical pic. Looks like he beat me to the punch)