Duck Love

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1

I’d quite like to fuck
a duck.

Shocked? Disgusted?

You shouldn’t be,
because, well, I’m also
a duck.

2

Lo.
Is that it?
No rubber chicken?

3

Yep, that’s it - just a couple of ducks.

Here’s a chicken one:

I’d quite like to put my dick in
to a chicken.
Actually, I wouldn’t,
but at least it rhymed.