E_CORE_WARNING: 502 Service Overloaded producing g.p.f.m's

E_CORE_WARNING: 502 Service Temporarily Overloaded producing general.protection.fault messages.

Something on ILP seems to be creeping through the system eating up data and replacing text with error messages, failure codes and sexy sounding e-core warnings. Check out your posts to see what I mean.

I suggest everyone log off as soon as they can, undress till you’re completely naked, then log back in.

This may not work, but it’s the best thing I can think of until we find out what’s causing this.

Over and out
km2 underscore dot dash forward slash hyphen 33

I have a hypothesis –

you see those “related ads” that appear on the page based on what you’re reading? I expect a MySQL database is parsing our posts and feeding their data to an engine that looks for keywords and decides what ads to display based on that. Only after this parsing are we allowed to read the post (not sure why, maybe it saves on bandwidth or something). The database is on the fritz so we can’t see the words it’s trying (and failing) to parse, hence the parse errors.

I am not informed about anything about databases or web design or anything so pat me on the head if I’m right plz plz plz? :laughing:

(had to edit post to get rid of certain words that the forums don’t like right now)

…or is it a little april fool’s joke from everybody’s favorite forumcoder?

:smiley:

I think you’re sort of warm… but not quite.

so how can we clean this mess up? I am good with a broom if I can help I will gladly.

We’ll need more than a broom Kris.

We’ll also need:
1 Fillet of a fenny snake (fresh not frozen)
1 Eye of newt (eyelid removed)
3 or 4 frogs toes (small toes if possible)
The wool of bat (shredded not scraped
1 tongue of dog (warm)
1 Adder’s fork (the longer the better)
2 blind-worm’s sting, (carefully extracted; not squashed)
1 Lizard’s leg (freshly skinned)
1 pair of owlet’s wing (at least 3 inches wide)
or we could just wait until April 1st passes.

Yes, but aren’t April Fool’s jokes supposed to have at least a modicum of humor about them? What’s funny about this?

If you can wade through the garbleing check out which words are being eaten, perhaps they are a clue
think
thought
philosophy
and such words that i have translated so far are garbled.

Hmm… if any of you guys are really at a loose end for what to do - someone should find out exactly ‘which’ words are overwritten…

For example - thyme is overwritten, and tink/tought (note crappy spelling to avoid overwriting)

I’ll bet there is a snotty message in there somewhere…

:evilfun:

ok so it garbled them as I posted help out here folks there is a clue. specific words relating to mind use are being eaten

Hey Kris - snap!!!

I agree

LOL I tink I may have an idea of the fiendish plot ,very goood who’s brain child was this?

Let’s see if we are right

In24hourstimeallthoughtsideasandthinkingwordsaboutphilosophywillbeeaten
andthereissomesortofmessageaboutthisitishardtotypewithoutspaces.
sothinkthoughtmindbrainphilosophytimeideacoolness
Ishallletotherjointhefun.

Brilliant Kris but how did you do it?
I just got a few words like Ithinkandreplacing

each screw up is aword, the words are forming a sentence it is like translating a language then it forms a sentence I am still working on the sentence. I tink I may have the core, and Itink Iwillwait tillothers havefun.
this is cool.Iapplaudthe genius.
words without the s screws up too

Ithink it’s annoying as hell and feel like shooting the bastard.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Jerry, you need to lighten up… really and truely NEED to llighten up.

Life is not that intense. ILP is not that important. One day of nonsense is not that serious.

Oh, I see, it’s funny.

I get it now.

Oh, yes, please carry on…

Wow, that’s something I’ve learned here… though I’m a slow learner and missed it again… and that is people who do puzzles (like Ben Tab and You no doubt), think in puzzles. I don’t do puzzles; never have done and therefore it never crosses my mind that there might be a ‘message’ in someone’s shenanigans. Interesting.

Jerry, are you serious… or sarcastic :slight_smile:

What difference would it make today?

I’ll come back tomorrow.

Have fun 'til then.