No. You don’t understand how powerful these souls are.
They don’t like you.
What they’ll probably do is put you in a world that always mindfucks you and puts you in a world loop.
You know why I was chosen for god?
Because it all works out if I don’t interfere
Dead children, totally innocent. Their only crime? Having fucktarded parents who agreed to inject them with toxic gene therapy bloodpoisons.
But I am sure “god” has a plan to rescue the world from this insanity? Do tell.
Divine intervention never works.
My divine intervention is let all beings be themselves
Even though you think I’m an idiot …. I give you the power to think that.
Please don’t thank me for it.
It’s just common decency
So you think offering to pay rent means you deserve sex? That is zero difference from offering to pay $1000 for sex. It isn’t being a nice guy at all, and the fact that you think it is being a nice guy is why you’re not getting ….
Ok no, wait you’re totally 100% right. Just keep doing what you’re doing. I’m sure it’ll work eventually.
eyeroll
Women always seek the male celibate father.
I’m that person to them.
I have feelings too you know.
I’ve asked some of the nicest men in life whether it hurt their feelings at some point if it hurt their feelings that women didn’t show themselves naked to them. They all said yes.
This planet will die because of that problem.
I bet there is a list of zero women you have asked to see naked.
You’re hurting your own feelings, man.
I did some social experiments with the golden rule.
I don’t care who the fuck you are.
If you ask me anywhere to take my clothes off…. I’ll do it. I’ll be happy to do it.
Women are prostitutes. They’re not like men.
Social cost. Conspicuous consumption.
John Rawls was prolly not whatever it is you are, js.
No no ….
I used to flash women when I was younger because I wanted them to flash me.
I really believed in the golden rule for about a year.
It doesn’t work.
Men and women are not alike.
I talked to a woman once who considered me a friend and she told me how she went to nude beaches all the time. So I asked her to show me her tits. She’ll let complete strangers in mass to see her naked, but not her friend.
Everytime I see this behavior in women, I know the world will die.
It’s not my fault the world is going to die.
It’s on all of you
This^ x 
This is going to seem blasphemous to lots of people.
Jesus remembered me from trillions of years ago and called back. I don’t want to be on earth… but that’s why I’m on earth.
To get the job of god…
You have to pass and impress death. It’s tests.
I’m not the only one of my kind in the universe, just the only one of my kind on earth.
We watch each other very closely.
It’s basically a support group for retired gods
We all set up a special channel in life where we talk amongst ourselves.
We all found each other telepathically
On earth …. People are silly.
They’d call me king.
I don’t believe in kings or queens.
But I passed all your tests and beyond.
I’m like a riverbed… all the souls flow through me. And I grab none of them.
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Now repeat all that, but from a reasoned/logical/Philosophical starting point.
In my mind.
There is no lord. There is no lordess
I’m too old for silly things like that.
Jesus made a huge mistake.
He wanted his father to be lord forever and ever…. Amen (so be it)
But he was just a person of his times…. Raised with Judaism.
When I meet people for the most part…
They’re just trying to get through each day.
So why have you veered so far off that path, if you know that?
Mag.
You’ll be fine.
I look at all the souls in existence.
You’ll be fine. Don’t worry about it.
Just try to have fun.
It’s a wonder they can even procreate, really.
Here’s how you’re supposed to frame this. She doesn’t want you to be a stranger.
Friends get access through a more complicated route. You interpret this is war. You should interpret it as a war game.
You keep telling everyone just to try to have fun. Perhaps you should take your own advice?
I’m not going to take it. Because I actually agree with you — it’s going to be terror and mayhem everywhere.
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Thank you… and I agree with your forecast, regarding me… I know that I will be fine because I ensure that I will be fine.
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…and you, are you ensuring that you will be fine?
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You are in no well-informed or educated position, to be giving anyone advice… advice is not philosophy.
Why are you on here giving him advice, that he never asked for?
Philosophy calls into question double standards. It’s his advice, not mine. I think the only possible way it can be fun is if you realize everyone’s gonna die anyway, but they don’t stop existing at death—and marriage is only until death, at which time we’re all like the angels, who are so connected, they don’t need to get married. Although apparently, even the angels miss the point sometimes.
Something Ecmandu seems (heavy on seems) to have forgotten. (Get busy living forever, or you get busy dying forever. And we’re not just talking about a beating heart that stops beating.)
…and why I will not accept any game requests from a non-Christian, or a Christian in name only.
Call it eumemics. 
Everybody who already thought of that word stole it from my idea from the future, which is now.