elect me for president.

[Fixed_Cross]

@Ultimate Philosophy 1001

@Fixed Cross

Maybe.
Whats your program. I need to see it. How will you convince us that you are the Great Leader we need???

A program is required with a signature and a seal with real wax.

Process of elimination. All of the leader’s you have are the one’s you simply don’t need. Simply by breathing oxygen, I don’t have to do anything at all, and I will be a better leader than the ones you have to choose from, because they will do nothing but make things worse, simply by breathing oxygen I win by default.

I demand then that this is your campaign song.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygisb8HU3xQ[/youtube]

[Ultimate_Philosophy (Ultimate Philosophy 1001)]

I shall solemnly decree that I shall have no rap music as my campaign theme. I shall not further de-dignify this already declining nation.

My campaign theme, as you probably have already guessed it, shall be this.
youtube.com/watch?v=aOEKu8L5UqQ

[surreptitious57]

As a non American I can not vote but fully support Trixie in her campaign to be leader of the Free World. She would at long last be able to finance
her ambition to make a DNA machine. She would also have zero trouble in getting laid by the hot beautiful sexy lesbians of her dreams. These two
factors would mean never again would she ever be unhappy. So why would not any one want her for President? There is just no reason whatsoever

[Ultimate_Philosophy (Ultimate Philosophy 1001)]

@surreptitious57

As a non American I can not vote but fully support Trixie in her campaign to be leader of the Free World. She would at long last be able to finance
her ambition to make a DNA machine. She would also have zero trouble in getting laid by the hot beautiful sexy lesbians of her dreams. These two
factors would mean never again would she ever be unhappy. So why would not any one want her for President? There is just no reason whatsoever

Absolutely and I couldn’t agree more. I would also put an end to the endless bickering and warfare that plagues this great nation. I would have a tax plan that is better than Trump our Hillary’s combined. In fact I daresay I would not only be the wisest president, but perhaps the wisest leader of all time, wiser than Solomon himself.