Ethnic Slurs

I have noticed in my few years here on earth that becoming politically correct has become Ridiculous.

We are living in a world where people get offended by hearing thw word christmas but not by by people screwing on cinemax porn before 10:30 (even thoguh i am an avid fan of (real sex 28 ).

What i am saying is i think we should make it a point of effort to come up with this most politically incorrect statement which offends the largest amount of religious sects, sub cultures and ethnicitys with the fewst words…

This thread should be taken all in good fun. It is not the words that ae bad but the intent. [/i]

Political incorrectness gone mad - like that British local councillor who was sacked for allegedly suggesting that disabled kids should be guillotined…

Really?

…lol…thats not relly politically correct though…thats just kind of …retarded

lol i love proving a point and than doing the opposite

It was alleged that this is claim that he made. When he appeared on the radio he said that his actual statement was that disabled kids who had to travel dozens of miles to get to a school which could educate them properly risked ‘guillotining’ them from their friends and family.

I retain a little scepticism as to what the truth of the matter is, I know for a fact that most local councillors are barely awake in meetings so the chances of every getting a proper account of the meeting is probably slim to none

Check my post again, I wrote ‘political incorrectness gone mad’…

what did the white jew say to the balck jew…

get to the back of the oven…

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see!? two offended races in one

Not bad…

The “guillotining” comment reminds me of something that would have happened to me where I grew up! You try to say something good in a complex way and only one or two words are heard.

yes…like that time i was trying to flirt with a flight stewartess adn told her i was a sex bomb ready to go off…

Or that time when my mother-in-law was round for tea and I meant to ask her to pass the salt but what I really said was “You stupid bitch, you have ruined my life”…

SIATD… ahh the good old freudian slip…

i gotta agree though with yromemtnatsisrep (there has gotta be a way to shorten that!!!) … its not the words, its the intent. i have a real close black mate, who im always makin fun of… shes a black bitch and im white trash… all in fun.
these are a couple of my favourites…

“life is like a bag of jelly beans, nobody likes the black ones”

this one was actually a sign on a pub door.
“we’re NOT racist, we accept all shades of white”

I know, I couldn’t help myself. The first time I heard that joke I laughed so hard it hurt…

I shorten Yrom’s name to ‘Yrom’…

me too… most people just look at me strangely though… is it coz were in possession of a, ahhh, higher intellect… or coz were both idiots.

yrom?

Indeed.

who wants to hear a funny joke?

women’s rights

HAHAHAHAHA

Do you want to hear another joke?

Communism

i dont get it…

that was funny…

-Imp