You need to buy this game so we can join a corporation together, make ISKies, and kill lots and lots of people.
It’s an awesome game; you get to fly around in space, create/destroy economies, and a bunch of stuff. 
I will be leading a group of pirates.
Fixed that for ya 
Eve is not for the meek.
What you call ‘grief’, I call ‘fun’. 
Join me, and together we can rule this Galaxy as Father and Son!
I will be running some level 3 combat missions tonight, anybody want to squad up?
I need some fucking squad members, FORM UP!!!
It’s not like you’re doing anything else IMPORTANT in life. Join me, profit, prosper, and watch the universe bow before my absolute will.
Real EVE players are already members of the Goonwaffe.
You sound griefed, Xun.
Maybe you just can’t cut it as a “fighter”. I can still find a use for you; you can mine asteroids for me or become my diplomat.