Sweet Jesus, I love The Onion.
Cute spoof.
Looses impact (and my interest) due to its length.
In humor, as in life, timing is everything.
When they touched the stain were they miraculously healed? I want to know.
Did a little boy jump out of his wheel chair and start to tap dance? I really want to know.
I laughed out loud at that one. =D>