For Ali G/Borat fans

The greatest lines in the series, please!

‘Do you think there’s enough teenage pregnancy? If there’s grass on the pitch, let’s play…’ [to a colloquium of politicans/civil servants]

‘My wife she is dead. She died in a field. From work. It is ok though, I have a new wife’. [Over formal lunch at a dinner party with Lady Chelsea]

These are among my favourites but I’d like my memory jogged…