You want to do away with social programs? Excellent, I got two ideas that perhaps you can help me with:
1) Let’s legalize assisted suicide. Enough people kill themselves and we all save up on feeding or caring for them.
2) Let’s also legalize abortion, not only so that Obama’s little girls won’t live in fear of being “punished” with a baby, but so we as a society won’t be punished with their babies.
You know what the roots of this socialism is, Joe? Communism. And there are no bigger socialists, communists than these Church-goers. They expect me to put money on a God-damned little collection plate and because I make money I have to Tithe according to what I make- 10% of what I make gets collected. You know what that translates to, don’t you Joe? A man like me has to dish out hundreds while other people put in a buck or two. Now I say, is that fair?
I, like you, have worked very hard while these lazy mother-f#ck@rs, these babies, the sick, the old and decrepit, the infirm, the handicapped, have lagged behind. Now I am expected to feed them? I say that either they work or they die like dogs by the side of the road. If I find one I’ll shell out a dollar or two, but not freaking ten percent of what I make, for the love of Christ! Besides I know that they will use it to buy sneakers and beer.
Finally, some values I would stand behind and fight for!
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1: I’ve always opposed assisted suicide. And not on any sortof moral basis. I do believe, in theory, that a person has a right to end their own life. Afterall, it is their life, and they’re the ones who have to live it.
But assisted suicide is not ending your own life. It’s burdening someone else with the responsibility of ending your own life. And not only is this irresponsible, it creates far too much leeway for corruption. How many hits could be made under the guise of assisted suicide? Too many…
2: Abortion is legal. I’m sure the radical prochoice think there’s still a long and exhausting war ahead of them. But let’s face it, purchasing an abortion is cheaper then a week’s paycheck. You’re going to tell me an innocent human life isn’t even worth one minimum wage paycheck?!
You know, back when Roe vs Wade was made into constitutional law, abortions costed what would be equivalent now to seven to nine grand. That, though I’d still oppose, would make me alot less pissed off. Because hey, atleast it’s expensive. You can say “only the rich would be able to get abortions” well good! Better only the rich can commit evil then everyone right?! And sense it’d still be technically legal, the government could (and no doubt would) crackdown on illegal abortions. Because every illegal coathanger abortion would be less money the government is getting. And you don’t get between the government and their money…
I’ve always voted in favor of healthcare programs for children. I like children. (Some would argue too much lol!) Other people, not so much… Other people are arrogant, mean, annoying, argumenative… why would I want to cover them?
I learned a long time ago the problem with socialism is it protects my enemies as well as my friends. And I have alot more enemies then friends. And I don’t like my friends all that much anyway… So you could say my capitalism stems from a very anti-social origin… But hey, if everyone wasn’t such a gigantic douchebag, I wouldn’t feel that way, now would I?
Charity can do what welfare can do, and probably better. Charity can discriminate, no doubt refusing to serve skanky crackwhores who have no desire to turn their life around…
If the “prochoice” truly fealt like we don’t need to bring any more children into this world because of poverty, crime, and all that other bullshit which does not justify killing innocent children. Then instead of advocating abortions, they should be advocating sterilizations. Possibly even castration. Back when I was a socialist puritan. Federal tax dollars would cover castration. I had this big plan that when everyone turned eighteen, they would take a mental and physical evaluation test to determine if they had what it took to be “breeders”. If they failed, they were castrated. This would reduce sex related crimes, promiscueity, and “unwanted pregnancies”. As all pregnancies would be wanted, because they would be proven to improve the genepool as we only picked the most efficient genes…
Eugenics is to sociaism what coolwhip is to pie.
Its cheap because a adult woman’s right to make decisions about a dangerous organism growing inside of her, trumpts the right’s of what is usually an unthinking fetus.
It should be cheap. Because fetuses are cheap. (at least compared to adult life)
That’s debatable.
Anyone can replace a punkass little slut who feels entitled to abortion. Paris Hilton, there you go. That’s the offical mascot of the prochoice movement. Bitchy little slut with false sense of entitlement.
Yeah, the world definitely needs more Paris Hiltons and their right to be Paris Hiltons… 
I literally would not feel bad at all walking over any woman who was so depraved as to kill her own child like a rug. They could be lying there, dying in a pool of their own blood, with a coathanger out their twat, and I’d be walking over them whistling.
Fetuses will always be worth more then likes of those trash. Human beings should be valued by their actions, attitudes, and consequinces of such. A fetus, is, more or less, a hostage victim. An unconsenting entity forced into existence from the mother and father’s sexual escapades. It had no say it being put into this world, and apparently they want to make sure it has no say in leaving this world. And they just laugh it off as “well it’s just cancerous organism growing on the side of my stretched out vagina”.
That’s exactly how I feel about the prochoice. A cancerous lump that should be blasted with nuclear energy.