ATTENTION: Smoking is NOT PERMITTED in the garage UNLESS: 1 Actively Raining (not just cloudy outside) 2 Snowing (not just snow on ground) 3 Hailing 4 Thunderstorm 5 Below Zero Temperatures (Fahrenheit)
Please be considerate with your cigarette butts
The garage, eh? Any flammables in there?
Despite the tone, perhaps you’re being too soft. 
sorry, We’re
CLOSED
Well, as your sign goes, ALL of the above would take me outside anyway…including the smoking…cough, cough, cough, cough, cough…
Some things you run towards…rain, snow, hail ( 
) thunderstorms, cold… 
and others you run from…cigarette smoke. How very yucky!!!
If someone is that desperate to pollute their lungs, at least send them out into the fresh air to do it. And what about your lungs?
About the phrase…‘actively raining’ 
…isn’t rain always ‘active’? Or it just wouldn’t be raining! Though I do know what you mean here. But still…still…still… 
