Which words make you laugh?
As for me, it is Bible-Thumper. And also “jesting”
Which words make you laugh?
As for me, it is Bible-Thumper. And also “jesting”
Plenty of names in Turkish make me fall about:
Boy’s Names: Ufuk, Fatih - (pron: you-fuck and farty)
Shops/pubs in my local area with silly names:
I can go for liquid refreashment in the Cum-Bush (pub),
Eat out at [i]Jizz-Bizz /i.
Browse the racks at [i]Pıssy /i (pron: pussy).
Things not to say loudly in English at the doctors:
“I am sick…” - lit. phonetic trans: “Ay am sik → Moon cunt fuck…”
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inherently_funny_words
You can listen to ‘I’m sorry I haven’t a clue’ on the BBC website, using their streaming radio player. Look up comedy shows and it’s in the list.
washington is full of funny town names
bellevue
tacoma
puyallup
algona
auburn
sequim
Tacoma sounds like a cross between Mexican food and skin-cancer…
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Tacoma sounds like a mountain
-Imp
The Tacoma Aroma?
The Tacoma Dome?
The Tacoma Narrows Bridge?
Hood Canal? is that like Root Canal?
Eatonville Eatery.
Graham, Crackers.
Spanaway Hicks.
Lake Washington, in Washington state. (real creative there guys.)
I forgot the national celebrity city of enumclaw. Apparently some maroon in this state forgot to make beastiality illegal, (speaking of which I still laugh about the “ill eagle” fireworks stand in the Puyallup Native American Reservation.)
for the most part it’s strings of words in a certain order that makes me laugh.
“the ships hung in the air the same way bricks don’t”
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Hello F(r)iends,
Angina
Damn that word is funny!
OK… so an old man and old woman get together after Bingo Night. They go to a hotel where they get ready to do the nastey, nasty. They start to kiss and the woman begins to take her clothes off. The old woman removes her brassiere and her titties sag. The old woman removes her skirt and her cottage cheese thighs are exposed. The old man approaches her as she stands there in her panties when she puts her hand to his chest to keep him at bay.
She says: “There’s something I have to tell you before we go any further.”
“What?” asks the old man.
“I have acute angina.”
“Great cause the rest of you isn’t much to look at!”
Wa Wa Wa… drumroll Is this thing on?
-Thirst4FunnyWords
so is cottage cheese made in a cottage?
Cheddar made in a cheddar?
Bleu made in Bleu?
Who’s idea was it to put holes in swiss cheese?
Who’s idea was it to put a hole in a doughnut?
Who First mispelled Catsup, Ketchup?
Did someone complain to Heinz thinking Catsup was Cats blood?
Who shortened Doughnuts to Donuts?
a sexually confused buck
-Imp
abyssinian has always been one of my top ten. That and Bangkok.
But then again, i am an idiot.
Tab,
The Turkish thing made me laugh out loud.
Public school has pretty much destroyed my ability to laugh. Words just don’t do it for me now. Pictures will, however, tickle my funnybone. Especially such classics as this one-
I think the word ‘orb’ is funny
orb… lol
This is a particular favourite of mine:
Ford Prefect - You’d better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
Arthur Dent - What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
Ford Prefect - You ask a glass of water.
Bloody Americans!
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Tambourine
Mooncalf!
I am even in the process of printing a t-shirt with MOONCALF on it!
orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/woodytin.htm
Link to the transcript of a Monty Python sketch about funny sounding words.
I’ve always thought the city of Phuket was poorly named.