George Dubya Bush

In the Gents in the White House,
The urinals are blocked,
And to make matters worse,
The cubicles are locked.

So George Dubya Bush,
Having closed the door,
Unzips his flies
And urinates on the floor.

His feet in a puddle,
He suddenly thinks:
“Gee, I’ve been stoopid,
I could’ve used the sinks!”


I’m George Dubya Bush and I approve this message

:smiley: =D>

I knew you’d like it, Doug :slight_smile:

Maybe this is how GWB will try to fill the void!

Chimneysweep,

It’s… so believable! But I have one question, are you sure he could even find the bathroom? :laughing:

:laughing:

I think he may have been referencing the kitchen sink.

Since you brought it up, my assessment of the facts is that we are ‘pissing’ our lives away trying to fill the void. Your poem is the perfect metaphor. Sadly, as impossible as it might appear to be, humanity seems stupider than GWB.

I think people are, individually, often intelligent, but collectively they/we are stupid.

You have my qualified agreement; but in my view we are on a continuum of intelligence. Our individual levels of intelligence combine to form humanity’s resultant level of intelligence. However, I do not equate positions on this continuum with degrees of stupidity. I say we are stupid to the degree we fail to “reach out to the limits of our capacities…” regardless of those capacities. By my assessment the majority of us, even those at relatively high levels of intelligence are failing to “reach out to the limits of our capacities…” and instead are putting a greater effort into trying to fill the void. Thus I conclude that on the continuum of stupidity humanity is somewhere on the lower half.

I suggest there will always be a continuum of intelligence and that we can raise the resultant level. I suggest we can also move our resultant level of stupidity away from the end point of absolute stupidity and that when we reach the “ideal”, the point where we all “reach out to the limits of our capacities…”, the continuum of stupidity will disappear.

You are a liberal moron who couldn’t approve anything, that is very disrespectful to your president. You’re writing that obscene poem, while Bush is writing history in Iraq. You should be ashamed.

I can’t tell if you’re being serious or pulling my leg!

I’m neither a liberal, nor is GWB my President, unless you’re one of those people who considers the UK to be “the 51st state” :slight_smile:

I think my poem is fairly soft compared to a lot of other stuff that’s been written about the man.

Twice as bad you are not even a citizen of America and you are writing obscene poems about our president. I don’t care where you are from, you have no reason to be talking about George W. Bush. Tony Blair will handle the U.K. for Bush.

Tony Blair,
Like Georgie Bush, has gone;
In the Number 10 bogs,
He urinated on the floor, and moved on.

George Bush isn’t going anywhere, the republican elected for president will carry on his legacy. Tony Blair should run, he would definitely have my vote.