Get a Comforting Quote . . . . Inssssssiiiiiide.

In the 1930’s, a serial killer (his name’s not important) once said “I wish the human race had one neck, so I could strangle it.”

Intrestingly enough . . .

A high ranking leader in the roman empire (his name’s not important) once said, “I wish the human race had one neck, so I could slit it open.”

I will leave it to you to connect the dots. . . .

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I pledge my alliegence to the flag. I love advertising, how advertising is sowing its devilish tongue into my trousers.

I’m not crazy about the human race myself. A creator of a polio vaccine (his name’s not important) once said, “If all insect life disappeared from the earth, within 50 years all life would disappear. If all human life disappeared, within 50 years all life on earth would flourish.” The difference is in how one uses their lack of respect for the human race… do you kill them or try to help them be better? They chose the first; I choose the second.

I’ve heard that quote too, it’s very misleading. About 90% of all species on earth are insects. I’d go as far as saying that insects are the only species on earth that are neccessary for other species existence; losing any other species, humans included, would not effect the ecosystem whatsoever. I agree completely with the second sentence, though.

As for helping the world, you might as well give up. First off, it’s not your responsibility to help the morons of the world, nor should you feel guilty about not helping them. Secondly, it’s no use - the human race is comprised of mostly idiots which in turn only procreate more idiots. It’s a vicious cycle that can only be stopped by (A) prohibiting them from reproducing or (B) killing them all off. I’m for either of the two options. But hey - it’s your time and effort, not mine. Just a forewarning, no matter how much you try or how many people you get to help you, you will make no significant difference unless either of those two measures are taken. I don’t mean to be blunt, but that’s reality.

Once a man was walking along a beach. The sun was shining and it was a beautiful day. Off in the distance he could see a person going back and forth between the surf’s edge and and the beach. Back and forth this person went. As the man approached he could see that there were hundreds of starfish stranded on the sand as the result of the natural action of the tide.

The man was struck by the the apparent futility of the task. There were far too many starfish. Many of them were sure to perish. As he approached the person continued the task of picking up starfish one by one and throwing them into the surf.

As he came up to the person he said, “You must be crazy. There are thousands of miles of beach covered with starfish. You can’t possibly make a difference.” The person looked at the man. He then stooped down and pick up one more starfish and threw it back into the ocean. He turned back to the man and said, “It sure made a difference to that one!”

“we need to cut taxes for the middle class”- any democRAT

-Imp

“We need to cut taxes for the upper class, it’s trickle down economics! It’ll work, I promise!”

thank you for showing the way JFK

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-Imp