Go see Snakes on a Plane!!!
You owe yourself to go see it!
Where can we see the movie “Get this snake off my dick”?
CF,
“These pharemones will make them go -fucking- nuts”
After when him and Juliana are setting up the date I yelled “Snakes on a date anyone?!?!?”
The whole audience lost it.
Fuck that movie was good.
True to your blood, eh? 
That was an awesome movie. I’m going to go see it again.
-Thirst
Heh, I shouda seen that coming.
Actually there was this self proclaimed ‘Drunk Slut’ who was effectively drunk and slutty, who was shouting the whole time. I found her funny though. My buddy was trying to get her to come home with him instead of the dweeb she was with.
She may have caused me to become violent… and I am not a violent man.
What about you though? You still a saint when it comes to the ladies?
Or have you decided to complicate your life?
-Thirst
Actually, Thirst, this is an ILP exclusive:
I have a new girlfriend.
Her name is ‘Lia’.
Maybe, but how about that fresco in the Vatican on the Last Judgement with the guy in anguish with a snake actually biting between his legs.
Michaelangelo – that’s awesome.
Congrats Gobbo. That’s great news.
You are a sweet kid, I’m sure she is a wonderful girlfriend.
-Thirst
amazing movie.
“well that’s just great. snakes on crack.”
“time is tissue.”
“time is wha?”
barf bag anyone?
That was brutal!
-Thirst
Congrats, OG, though with a name like that I wouldn’t trust her as far as I could throw her. Though if she’s slim I imagine that I could throw her some distance.
I’ll be frank - the only reliable review I’ve heard of SOAP said that the first 40 minutes is so laden with Samuel L ‘Hollywood King of Profanity’ Jackson swearing that it’s virtually unwatchable. So, I’m not expecting Citizen Kane.
And hilarious. I’m curious how that snake got in the barf bag to begin with, though . . .
Nor should you. It’s just plain (nonsensical) fun. The only thing you should go into this movie expecting is that you’ll see snakes on a plane. That’s it.
I watched it out here in Bangkok yesterday… there was audible silence when the line “This plane is gonna go down faster than a Thai hooker!” boomed out…
I thought they cleaned up the language and cut some scenes for different places overseas…
-Imp
Me too. So many classic lines.
-Thirst
Imp- there’s no consistency. Sometimes they edit films for having a cigarette in them and in this case, I cannot tell what was missing as I only saw the Thai version, but we saw nipple during the toilet sex scene and plenty of swearing. I suppose they paid someone off, or the cinemas were relying on it being a money maker and paid the government censors off.
Thirst, Siatd,
Thanks 
Instead of snakes on a plane, they should call it sucky plotlines in a movie.